Farewell Diet Gaffer Tape! (& Crane Brothers) We barely knew thee!

^I would be PISSED if I was them and heard that shit.  Luckily I am not them.

Moth3r said:

Biff Tannen = funny

Crane Bros. = not funny (sorry VFP and 005)

Ric Olie = borderline

Hmm...

Sure, Biff might have a higher success rate, but with a much lower degree of difficulty.

Still, I has a sort of sad. And Ric Olie = Ric Olie

ABC said:

Ric Olie said:

Still, I has a sort of sad. And Ric Olie = Ric Olie

Even not... Ric Olie is the coolest man in the world. You're not Ric Olie.

Besides, claiming you are makes it just obvious.

Really?  You're going to drag your shit into this thread too?  How lame can you get?

For the record, I thought the docs were funny.

what . . .  the . . . . hecki?

ABC said:

... I don't know what spoils the place the most.

If you can't ignore me after all this time I'm on your list, I can.

Just before I do so may I call your attention on the fact that real insulting posts are not agreable to read, neither for mods nor for members. Sorry you can't make the difference and fell in it ! :( ... Adieu !

Yet more lame.

I'm not sure if you are being dense or just purposely ignoring what I say, but I've already explained the only reason you're on my ignore list is so I don't have to worry about any NSFW posts when I open my thread.  Rest assured I read everything you post.

I am not the one who dragged this fight into another thread.

Personally, I think you're just mad because the cats are on my side.

Did I mention I thought the Crane Bros. were funny?

Dear Dr. Crane,

Thank you for agreeing to correspond with me through PM.  Something seems different this time, but I think I hit the right button.  I guess let me know if you don't get this.  And yes, I'm typing while laying on my couch just like you suggested.  I think it's helping already.

Anyway, I'm writing today because I'm feeling insecure again.  It's not about my looks this time, as I have been looking in the mirror each morning and telling myself how handsome I am, just as you suggested.  No, I'm feeling insecure about my sense of humor.

I don't know exactly why, but yesterday Mr. Moth3r made fun of my comedic skills.  Specifically, he said my humor was "borderline."  To give you a frame of reference, he also said that Biff was "funny," which is just shocking to me.  Biff just shows up once every six months and calls someone a butthead.  Meanwhile I'm on the front line every day, risking the slings and arrows, just to make people's lives a wee bit more entertaining.  I felt like I was succeeding in this task, but now I'm filled with doubt and a bit of self-loathing.

I told a few jokes to the mirror this morning, but my reflection did not laugh once.

Thanks for your help as always.  And I hope your brother is feeling better.  He's probably faking it for the attention,lol.

Yours,
Ric 

Dear Dr. Crane,

I forgot to mention that I have been working on my anger issue regarding Mr. ABC.  Your suggestion of working my anger out through artistic expression seems to be working.  What do you think?

Thanks again,
Ric

ABC said:

I have exactly the SAME cat right next to me at this moment.

*sigh*  could Frink, Ric Olie, and ABC please stop this nonsense?

I won't speak for either ABC or Ric or xhonzi or vfp or 005.  But surely you know by now that "Nonsense" is my middle name?

Anyway, what's wrong with a little Crane/'Baca love?  The Crane Bros. were sent packing way too soon, and I want to keep their memory alive a little longer.

ok.