The Ric Olie Observation Thread — Page 7

You, sir, have obviously never seen an official Naboo Birth Certificate.  Even in that blurry state, it is a clear forgery.  I may have to turn you over to the Naboo Birth Certificate Council On Verifying Official Birth Certificates, Which Are The Certificates The People Of Naboo Receive At Birth, or NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB for short.

As you have no doubt guessed, members of my family hold several positions on the Council.

Where is the relationship between Darth Solo and Darth Venal at this moment?

I just thought id ask your observations on this matter, O crystal ball.

I am neither Crystal Ball nor Magic 8 Ball.  I can only tell you that which you already know.

If I were a Magic 8 Ball, however, I might say "Outlook not so good."

I found that hilarious.  I suspect Ric will find it lacking in truth.

Oh my, where to begin?  How about at the beginning...

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Overview] xhonzi is a Naboo native and current public favourite in the 2009 Handsome Naboo Devil 2009 Contest.

Putting the "native" thing aside for the moment, how can you be considered the favorite?  Even if you are found eligible, you'd still only have one vote.  You're way behind.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birther Movement] There are some who question xhonzi's Naboobian citizenship and therefore his qualification to be crowned 2009's most Handsome Devil. Who would raise such childesh allegations against the handsome devil? Well, it's quite simple really and the answer can be found by asking this quesiton: Who stands to gain from xhonzi's disqualification from the NHD2009 contest? The obvious answer to this question can also be found in this other question: Who is the only other "real" contestent in NHD2009? And the answer to that, I shouldn't have to tell you, is Panaka.

Panaka is neither smart enough nor handsome enough to pull off the devilish plot you suggest.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birthers Silenced] fishmanlee permanenty silenced the doubters on October 22nd 2009 when he presented xhonzi's official Naboobian Birth Certificate. There is no doubt that the NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB will confirm the certificate's veracity.

I think I know the NBCCOVOBCWATCTPONRAB better than you, and I can tell you that you've got no chance, unless you've brought a pretty hefty bribe with you.

Wikipedia/xhonzi said:

[Birthers Ignore Truth] Blatant truth cannot stop the impassioned Birther Movement (BM). In the face of undeniable truth, they have redoubled their efforts to smear the good name and chisled jaw of xhonzi.

I always found the term "redoubled" funny.  Does that mean their efforts have been quadrupled?

Look, you've made a noble effort.  If I weren't so....what's the term.....observant, I might have fell for this.  But unless you've got a deleted scene from TPM up your sleeve, I don't see it happening.  And at best, you'd just be the second Most Handsome Devil From Naboo (TM).

xhonzi said:

Are you suggesting I edited my own Wikipedia page?  The nerve!

And, as long as we're at this point in the pageant, shouldn't you, Mr. Ric Olie (if that is your real name) also have to present a Birth Certificate?  Mine has been presented, where is yours?

I'm not suggesting you edited the page....unless you made mistakes while creating the page.  And your so-called "Birth Certificate" is an obvious forgery.

For my proof of birth, you simply have to go to my website (see link in sig) which was created years before this competition:

How ya like them Naboo Apples?

fishmanlee said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyRTzfk-6DE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4bNfwyHEc4

Clip 1 - I'm sure you did this quick, but what's up with the aspect ratio?  And I take it Ric died in the explosion?

Clip 2 - The youtube clip in Ric's sig is a much better "best of" montage.  Sorry.

edited because poster is a moron

What? 

I observe that what you said has confused me.

Sorry, my mind wasn't thinking right on me, and no, I'm not drinking.......yet!

I observe that you need to start drinking.

I heartily agree with your observation, however I have to wait until 10/28/09 at 0700 hrs CST, I am currently at work and do not get off until then!

That's no excuse.  I drink while piloting my Naboo starship all the time.  But I stick to non-alcoholic beer.  Yummy!

You know, in all the years I've been surfing the net, I've never once been banned from a forum or restricted from commenting on any websites or blogs. Then in the last month, I got banned from the forum at ultrasoft.com and now I can't comment on consumerist.com stories anymore because I upset Ben Popken. Kind of sucks.

What's your observation on my predicament Ric Olie?

ferris209 said:

I can't comment on consumerist.com stories anymore because I upset Ben Popken.

My observation: Don't upset Ric Olie.

He might cry.

Nanner Split said:

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

I DIDN'T MAKE THE THE VIDEO.  I THOUGHT THAT RIC WOULD LIKE TO SEE IT.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meemZeaKtRQ

You mean the video in his sig? Yep, I'm pretty sure he'd like it. :P

Dayv, you're trying to take over my job lol.