Idea: KILL JAR-JAR!!!

well people were clogging up the SAVE LANDO!!! thread with suggestions so i made this thread for your suggestions

How about having Jar-Jar innocently walking in the snow of Hoth, and then he suddenly gets hit by the Probe Droid when it 'lands'?

...or... by the time ROTJ rolls around, Jar-Jar has joined the Empire, and somehow became a gunner, or something, and when the SSD slams into the DSII, Jar-Jar gets his eye poked out by the pointy tip of the ship...just before the explosion. lol.

OHHHH THAT WOULD BE LIKE ICE AGE. Jar Jar is just a squirell tryin to get a nut

When Luke meets Jabba, and gets the 'trap door treatment', instead of a guard going down with him, Jar-Jar goes down, and gets eaten by the Rancor. :D

Robot Chicken killed him already.

There is a mod for Jedi Outcast that can be very soothing when those homicidal urges need release. ;)

SilverWook said:

Robot Chicken killed him already.

Ya...but isn't pushing someone out an airlock a little cliché?

This is an awesome thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-wFb9DU0SQ

There's my idea, visualized!

I think Adywan has the best idea though. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4D-gYagJPA

I wouldn't be satisfied unless I saw him in pieces.

SilverWook said:

I think Adywan has the best idea though. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4D-gYagJPA

I think we've all seen that one by now. I believe this thread is about coming up with ideas for how to kill Jar Jar in ESB.

It's like someone said earlier, to make Jar Jar the "Kenny" of Star Wars!

Fun stuff, indeed!

When Chewie is rescuing the pieces of C-3PO after he gets blasted, we se a hog-tied Jar-Jar moving down the conveyer belt......eventually pushing him into the glory-hole.

It'll sort of be a connection back to Ani getting Bar-B-Cue'd in ROTS.

How about replacing the Wampa with jarJar? Then when Luke has been captured and is hanging upside down, JarJar comes over "Mesa gonsta eats da Jedi num-num".  Then Luke suddely uses the force to pull the lightsabre out of the snow and chops the top part of jarJars head off, which then spins in the air and lands with a 'hissssss' in the snow.  Then Luke could free himself, spit on the rapidly cooling carcase and give a little laugh before toddling out into the snow.

or

When Yoda tells luke not to go into the cave because it is strong with the darkside and something evil is inside.  When Luke enters the cave, instead of DarthVader, we see JarJar and Luke quickly shoots him between the eyes.  "not so damn evil after all, was ya!" chuckles Luke.  Then he turns his back and swaggers off while flipping the bird to JarJars still twitching and smoking carcase.

or

Have Lando with a chainsaw and use the same "suck spinning steel SH*T head!/I'm reborn again" scene from Bad Taste.  Then in ROTJ when Lando is in the Falcon and is heading out to attack the deathstar in the final battle, Lando can slip on his JarJar suit, pat his trusty chainsaw and say "I'm comming to get you B*st*rds!".

I'd gladly give my gears or circuits to see any one of those :o)

If you guys think the worst of jar jar is in episode 1 you have probably never seen the clone wars episode bombad jedi, i hoped dookus goons would finish him off.  But bumbling inspector gadget like he saves the day while pretending to ba a jedi.

My guess that it is jar jar in the celebration scene at the end of return of the jedi saying "wessa free!"

Means he survived both trilogies.

He is not even killed off in the EU though they killed Chewbacca.

I was hoping the newly annointed darth vader in revenge of the sith would cut down jar jar with a red lightsaber, jar jar just happens to be at the jedi temple when anakin kills the younglings.

Jar Jar as a carbonite trophy is the best idea ever.  Vader adds it to his collection and used boba fett to capture jar jar.  I'm sure fett would just as soon shoot jar jar point blank in the face than listen to his annoying voice.

I guess we should be grateful Lucas did not replace luke with jar jar in the originals.  Can you imagine a bad edit that has jar jar trained to use the force by Obi Wan in star wars.  The originals are now jar jars adventures,lol.  Then lucas says " that was my original vision".

An even more horrible idea replace the duck in howard the duck with jar jar.

I wonder if they gave credit to the fan who made a life size JarJar in Carbonite several years before the game came out?

Is that the eye of a Dianoga and the head of Salacious Crumb on the sides?

A Lucas/Spielberg Co-Production

A James Cameron Film

Starring Jar-Jar Binks as

"The Terminator"

Coming To A Theater Near You

Summer 2010

Davnes007 said:

A Lucas/Spielberg Co-Production

A James Cameron Film

Starring Jar-Jar Binks as

"The Terminator"

Coming To A Theater Near You

Summer 2010

So will T2 have Jar-Jar return, only to face... The Ewok-1000?

I seriously thought that Jar Jar should have been killed in episode 3 by Anakin.