I just bought a Yamaha Zuma. Any tips? Should I get a windshield? Should I get a mod to make to go faster? Should I get a stereo?
Yes I ride,I ride a 2007 Harley Davidson FatBoy,that's my scooter,a real mans scooter.
Scooters. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
GOOD LUCK PICKING UP CHICKS, SEAN. YOU'LL NEED IT. SERIOUSLY, YOU'LL NEED IT.
"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Yeah, sean. Every man needs a huge, eight cylinder penis-enhancing vehicle in order to get any respect. *rollseyes*
I don't know anything about scooters, but it sounds fun to me.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
There are no more MEN anymore...
to put it into SW terms.... Han Solo is dead, PT Anakins are everywhere....
I WISH I could afford a Harley....
I love everybody. Lets all smoke some reefer and chill. Hug and kisses for everybody.
Screw it, roll like a real man and get a horse!!!
ferris209 said:Screw it, roll like a real man and get a horse!!!
A Steel Horse I ride.
Thanks DJ - I've now got Bon Jovi stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
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Moth3r said:Thanks DJ - I've now got Bon Jovi stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
:-(
LOL sorry about that.
ferris209 said:Screw it, roll like a real man and get a horse!!!
Oh yeah, horse back is the way to go! I wish I could afford a horse... or land for a horse...
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Well, C3PX, you very well could afford it, if you sold off your car and other unnecessary gadgets you own. Then you own a mode of transportion that is totally immune from being shut down by an EMP weapon or fuel shortages. I recommend a good old fashioned American Quarterhorse, your looking for trouble if try a thoroughbred, too many health problems. You'd just have to have plenty of hay, feed, and DO NOT put it in a pasture with anything it could trip over. Believe me, if there is one thing in a pasture that a horse could trip over, it will find it and trip!
ferris209 said:and DO NOT put it in a pasture with anything it could trip over. Believe me, if there is one thing in a pasture that a horse could trip over, it will find it and trip!
Yeah! Isn't that the truth! I grew up around horses, so I know exactly what you are talking about.
It isn't so much buying the horse that is the expensive part, but feeding it constantly and the occasional vet bill. Not to mention I live in the city, so it would be pretty useless here. I do know how to ride though, and that is a conforting thought.
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In my imagination, in the event of a nuclear war when everything is knocked out by an EMP, I will be wandering around and scavenging when suddenly I stumble upon an old farm house. I go inside and discover an old man and an old woman. They have died in each others arms. I gently close their eyes and ponder how lucky they were to have died in peace rather than lived on witness this post-apocalyptic world we now live in. I leave their house and discover a horse in their back pasture. I approach him, we stare at each other for a bit, then I hoist myself up onto his back, and from then on we are the best of friends. Galloping about the wastelands together. Blowing the heads off supermutants. Rescuing women and small children from raiders. Saving the world from self aware computers, etc. Everyday I will think of the old man and woman and the wonderful gift they unwittingly gave me after their deaths.
If I didn't know how to ride a horse, none of this could ever happen, and I'd be forced to travel about on foot in this grizzly future that I am pretty certain we will see in our lifetimes (sans the mutants and the computer thing).
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Hey this isn't so much as a Scooter as it is a Awesome Bike.
Originally I was going to get the Honda Metropolitain
Tell me I did not pick the right bike?
Plus it takes a lot less hassle for me to get one of these then to get a car.
Awesome bike LOL,you need your eyes checked.
This is my Motorcycle
I know mine is a 2007 but it looks exactly the same as that one,except mine has Vance & Hines Custom Exhaust and a Pro Performance HyperCharger.
Now that is a REAL bike!
Also it's the best I can afford on minimum wage.
Sean, I like you dude, that is why I'm gonna tell you to quit digging yourself deeper on this issue man, c'mon!
Oh well I enjoy it and that's all that matters.
sean wookie said:Hey this isn't so much as a Scooter as it is a Awesome Bike.
The best feature of this scooter is that it unfolds into a Go-Bot and fights Cy-Kill and his evil forces.
dark_jedi said:I know mine is a 2007 but it looks exactly the same as that one,except mine has Vance & Hines Custom Exhaust and a Pro Performance HyperCharger.
Now that is a REAL bike!
You know what's great about a forum like this is that you can use phrases like "Pro Performance HyperCharger" and none of us will have any idea what it means, so you automatically sound cooler than us. Doesn't that make you feel special? :D
By the way, I forgot this:
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sean wookie said:Hey this isn't so much as a Scooter as it is a Awesome Bike.
Isn't this Lloyd Christmas's bike? wink wink
I love everybody. Lets all smoke some reefer and chill. Hug and kisses for everybody.
sean wookie said:Oh well I enjoy it and that's all that matters.
Exactly!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Nanner Split said:dark_jedi said:I know mine is a 2007 but it looks exactly the same as that one,except mine has Vance & Hines Custom Exhaust and a Pro Performance HyperCharger.
Now that is a REAL bike!
You know what's great about a forum like this is that you can use phrases like "Pro Performance HyperCharger" and none of us will have any idea what it means, so you automatically sound cooler than us. Doesn't that make you feel special? :D
here it is.it takes the place of the stock air cleaner assembly
