Maybe we were wrong about Han all along...

Just thought I'd share a few dumb jokes and good times on IRC.  And to think this all started simply because I mentioned the new set coming out...

bkev: HAN SHOOTS FIRST, AMIRITE?

Kaboom: No, Greedo did
Kaboom: Han Solo is just so incredibly l33t, that he was able to bend time and space around him to make it look like HE did
Kaboom: If Greedo shot first, it makes Han badass because he could dodge it and return fire unscathed 
Kaboom:  If Han shot first, then it makes him badass for shooting first.

Kid: is he like an otherworldly version of Chuck Norris? :O

bkev: How could Greedo possibly miss at point blank?

Kaboom: Hello? What did I just say?
Kaboom: Han Solo? Bending time and space?

Kid: Otherworldly Chuck Norris?

bkev: Oh, yeah...

edit - what's with the half-white, half-black text?

Sounds to me the TFN Lucas apologists are at it again.

Even their silly stupidity has ceased to be amusing to me.

They are like children who don't have a clue, and the whole lot are followers if not followers of followers.

Han did not only shoot first he was the only one who fired!

That is what a western style gunslinger in a dangerous position would do use his wits to get the drop on his opponent, never mind Solo was a smuggler and a member of the criminal underworld until he went respectable and joined the rebellion.

"... for the record, Han not only shot first, but he shot Greedo in the balls."
- Mike Verta, 2005

Eh.  We were just havin' fun with it.  Honestly, since this wasn't a starwas chatroom or anything, I don't think they really care.
@Moth3r: Yup!  That's the only explanation for how bad the dummy looks when he GETS shot!

Kaboom: No, Greedo did
Kaboom: Han Solo is just so incredibly l33t, that he was able to bend time and space around him to make it look like HE did

 

That's awesome!

EDIT: And why am I getting black text as well?  As far as I know, there's no formatting on that text.