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Moth3r is a daddy again — Page 2

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ROFL

Hey, the guy doing me was so cute, I couldn't help but let a few shots go.

(Actually, I didn't mind the cute nurse washing me off prior. )

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Okay, I'm the last to have gotten this conversation. I was puzzling over why Moth3r would have had his daughter circumcised.

*bing bong* I get it now.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Actually the image was in response to HotRod's comment...

but my time will come!

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cum?

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Congrats from Sluggo!

I don't see the wife and I having any little Sluglings anytime soon, but it is good to hear others are multiplying.
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Talking of names....

Now, my other half's brother had a little boy just before our daughter was born. His pretty dim girlfriend decided to call the poor sod Kalell...yep...Kalell, after the last son of Krypton. I know it's spelled different but to most people it's still bloody Superman's name.
That was bad enough. But now she's up the duff again, and wants to call the new baby either Lex if it's a boy or Lana if it's a girl. Can you believe it. Not only did she name the first born after Superman, she wants to name the new child after his arch enemy or his girlfriend. I think she may just be smallville fan...not Superman...smallville....stupid bloody guppy!!

Ok rant over...It's just I feel sorry for the kids . It's not like we're stinking rich living in Hollywood. We're just normal people living in a small town in England. ....ok rant really over!!

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Originally posted by: HotRod
Talking of names....

Now, my other half's brother had a little boy just before our daughter was born. His pretty dim girlfriend decided to call the poor sod Kalell...yep...Kalell, after the last son of Krypton. I know it's spelled different but to most people it's still bloody Superman's name.



Wow, that is pretty funny. Poor kid. I think we are starting a new generation of kids named after science fiction characters. I know somebody who named their kid Trinity, like as in the Matrix.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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My sisters friend has boys named Aragorn, Eomer and Celeborn.
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Originally posted by: HotRod


Ok rant over...It's just I feel sorry for the kids . It's not like we're stinking rich living in Hollywood. We're just normal people living in a small town in England. ....ok rant really over!!


Hey, at least you don't know anybody who's named their kid "Doctor" or "Dalek" yet.

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Our first is called Luke. That's the reason this one can't be called Leia.

Although if she had been born a boy, there's a good chance she would have been called Ben.

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I want to name one of my kids Leonidas, but my wife does not like the name even though it is the name of one of her cousins.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I wish you all the best Moth3r!

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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Congratulations mate. I hope its all going ok.

We have our second child due in a couple of weeks and to be honest I am crapping myself. Argghh!

JD

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Jambe, you can't do that! That's the baby's job!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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damn, i missed this. belated congrats!