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I’m glad you said so, because now I can post again. Only 6 posts to freedom!

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I’m halfway there. Can I apply for parole?

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Don’t look at me I’m one crazy mofo! I had to pop a cop cause he wasn’t giving me my props in Oaktown!

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RicOlie_2 said:

I’m halfway there. Can I apply for parole?

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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RicOlie_2 said:

Hal 9000 said:

RicOlie_2 said:

I’m halfway there. Can I apply for parole?

It was worth a shot…

Here’s a very unsatisfying GIF in response:

That gif is indeed strangely unsatisfying. I don’t like it. I have given you the worst piece of meatloaf and skimped on the potatoes as plausibly deniable revenge.

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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I’ve already dropped the soap.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

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Well, after I get off the ground, I call over the prison guard and ask to be moved to a different cell, because I want to make sure I get released in my next post.

HAAAL[P]!

JEDIT: Oh, and I put my fists up to ward off any further blows.

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Whatever happens here, just don’t get inspired by The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence), Hal.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

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Master Lawdog said:

A real torture in prison would be having to listen to Jedi Rocks on a loop.

WOW, ‘Mental note, never upset Master Lawdog’ lol

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** Not classing this as a post**

Did anyone else drop a log when they got a message titled ‘Jail’ from Hal lol.

Besides this could be a good thing my mammy says I need to make friends lol.

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OP updated to change to one week instead of one month for how long someone’s imprisonment will expire if they do not post. Seems fair since I changed the rule to restrict inmates from posting in other threads.

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.

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hahaha, what is this. visible confusion

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