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To clarify: THIS THREAD IS JUST FOR FUN, NO ONE IS BEING HELD AGAINST THEIR WILL AND NO ONE HAS COMMITTED ANY CRIMES OR BROKEN ANY FORUM RULES

In this thread there are ten inmates who must pass the time however they’d like but they are not able to leave. You must not post in any other thread until you have served your sentence. The only alternative is to use one post to narrate being killed by Jailbot and then nominate your replacement.

Once one of them has made five non-consecutive posts, they may name another forum member as their substitute. They will name them here and send them a link to this post via PM informing them of their jailed status.

If a full week goes by with no posts from an inmate they will be considered to have escaped or been killed by Jailbot. When this happens, anyone is free to take their place in jail and serve out their ten-post sentence.

Visitors should be sparse, and are forbidden from smuggling in any contraband materials.

This jail sort of relies on the honor system, though, since Jailbot is inept. Please do not escape.

First ten inmates to round up:

YellowYoda
Master Lawdog
Superweapon VII
Emre1601
Crissrudd4554
Cinefy
That guy with no name
RicOlie_2
Speakhard
rocknroll41

My stance on revising fan edits.

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This seems like a nice game, Hal, but I think you need to rethink your jail selections. Most of the members you chose are either no longer active or completely banned.

KnightsOfRevan: Inactive
DorkSyde: Banned
vicioust1000: Inactive
Moralcrocodile: Somewhat active
Vidmaster: Active
TestingOutTheTest: Banned
YellowYoda: Somewhat active
Atom-88: Active
Master Lawdog: Active
ChernobylLiquidator86: Inactive

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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It’s funny that I’m looking through this while re-listening to your guest appearance on the Trash Compactor podcast last year, Hal.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

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A real torture in prison would be having to listen to Jedi Rocks on a loop.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

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Master Lawdog said:

A real torture in prison would be having to listen to Jedi Rocks on a loop.

I imagine this is actually the case in the SW Universe. And much like James Hetfield, Max Rebo gives his approval.

“The Anarchists are right in everything; in the negation of the existing order and in the assertion that, without Authority there could not be worse violence than that of Authority under existing conditions. They are mistaken only in thinking that anarchy can be instituted by a violent revolution… There can be only one permanent revolution — a moral one: the regeneration of the inner man. How is this revolution to take place? Nobody knows how it will take place in humanity, but every man feels it clearly in himself. And yet in our world everybody thinks of changing humanity, and nobody thinks of changing himself.”

― Leo Tolstoy

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Superweapon VII said:

Master Lawdog said:

A real torture in prison would be having to listen to Jedi Rocks on a loop.

I imagine this is actually the case in the SW Universe. And much like James Hetfield, Max Rebo gives his approval.

Well, I guess the Holiday Special is another alternative.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

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Hal 9000 said:

Once one of them has made ten non-consecutive posts, they may name another forum member as their substitute. They will name them here and send them a link to this post via PM informing them of their jailed status.

Do all of the posts have to be in this thread, or can they be anywhere in the forum? Admittedly I browse more than I post 😅

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Just remember, everyone.

The name’s Lawson. Noah Lawson.

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No, you can, but you can’t mentally let go of this thread until you’ve served your time.

Also, updated OP with a set of ten active members to serve as the first set of inmates. (Superweapon VII gets 1 post credit for time served.)

My stance on revising fan edits.

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So we finally have a fun thread again in The Cantina and I’m imprisoned in it?! Outrageous.

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Hal 9000 said:

No, you can, but you can’t mentally let go of this thread until you’ve served your time.

Also, updated OP with a set of ten active members to serve as the first set of inmates. (Superweapon VII gets 1 post credit for time served.)

It would be cool for that to be a rule.
please make it one lol.

-TGWNN

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That guy with no name said:

Hal 9000 said:

No, you can, but you can’t mentally let go of this thread until you’ve served your time.

Also, updated OP with a set of ten active members to serve as the first set of inmates. (Superweapon VII gets 1 post credit for time served.)

It would be cool for that to be a rule.
please make it one lol.

Just made it a rule while offering an “out.”

My stance on revising fan edits.

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I have a crouton I snuck in in my ear. Want to split it?