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Star Wars Andy Rooney Game

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There used to be a YouTube game where after that week’s ‘60 Minutes’ you would take Andy Rooney’s segment and edit out all but the first and last sentence. Sometimes it’d be funny, other times not.

So for Star Wars, just pick a character and identify their earliest and final spoken sentences in the saga. (And feel free to go with whole saga, individual films, or even EU material.)

I’ll start with Padme:

“You will not be so pleased when you hear what I have to say, Viceroy.”

“There’s good in him. I know there’s… still….”

My stance on revising fan edits.

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Chewbacca:

First - “RRWWWGG.”

Last - “RAWRGWAWGGR.”

 

I would have gone with R2D2’s dialogue for this thread, but as it is obviously pure filth, I went with Chewbacca instead!

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Tarkin:

“The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us.”

“I think you overestimate their chances.”

(BOOM)

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Leia:

“Darth Vader, only you could be so bold…”

“He’s my brother”

You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll kiss three bucks goodbye!

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The first and last lines of the entire saga:

“Did you hear that?”

“Rey Skywalker.”

Or, if you go by chronological order:

“Captain?”

“Rey Skywalker.”

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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Kylo Ren:

“Look how old you’ve become.”

“Ow!”

Zing!

“Heroes come in all sizes, and you don’t have to be a giant hero. You can be a very small hero. It’s just as important to understand that accepting self-responsibility for the things you do, having good manners, caring about other people - these are heroic acts. Everybody has the choice of being a hero or not being a hero every day of their lives.” - George Lucas

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Want to live forever? Get a role in a Disney Movie.

Nobody younger than me has ever heard of Tim “the Toolman” Taylor, but their grandkids will still be buying Buzz Lightyear figures, just like we still buy Snow White dolls.

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ravi said:

Want to live forever? Get a role in a Disney Movie.

Nobody younger than me has ever heard of Tim “the Toolman” Taylor, but their grandkids will still be buying Buzz Lightyear figures, just like we still buy Snow White dolls.

Wrong thread?

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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Every member of the “main trio” for each trilogy:

Obi-Wan
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
“If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

Padme
“You will not be so pleased when you hear what I have to say, Viceroy.”
“Obi-Wan… There’s good in him… I know there’s… still…”

Anakin
“I was cleaning the fan switches!”
“You were right… you were right about me. Tell your sister… you were right…”

Leia
“Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold.”
“Ben.”

Luke
“Doesn’t look like we have much of a choice, but I’ll remind him.”
“See you around, kid.”

Han
“Han Solo. I’m captain of the Millennium Falcon.”
“Yes, anything.”

Poe
“Well, because of you, now we have a chance.”
“We did it.”

Finn
“Yes, Captain.”
“Poe, we did it.”

Rey
“That’s just Teedo.”
“Rey Skywalker.”

My preferred Skywalker Saga experience:
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX

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R2:

“Beep boop beep”
“Boop beep beep”

I’m not really that much of a movie purist. I really should’ve thought my name out a bit more.