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Well while we’re on the topic…

Besides that, my mind always drifts back to Rey and Kylo using their Force connection in more…creative ways. I guess maybe it’d only be Rey and Ben in a Ben lives timeline, but doing it before that would be fun.

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KumoNin said:

Do share

“Yes, my lord.”

— Commander Cody, Revenge of the Sith

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Rey, Lt. Connix, Leia, Commander D’Acy, Holdo, Poe and Tallie as well as Rose and Paige Tico are all thicc - yes, each of them has a thicc booty/ass, curvy hips and a wide waist.

Rey is in a sexual relationship with Lt. Connix, Leia, Commander D’Acy, Poe and Rose.

Lt. Connix is in a sexual relationship with Rey and Leia, sometimes with Poe, Holdo and Commander D’Acy.

Leia is in a sexual relationship with Rey, Lt. Connix (a bit… ironic😉) and Holdo.

Holdo is in a sexual relationship with Leia and Poe.

Poe is in a sexual relationship with Rey, Holdo and Tallie, sometimes with Lt. Connix.

Commander D’Acy is in a sexual relationship with Rey, and sometimes with Lt. Connix.

Rose is in an incestuous sexual relationship with Paige, and is also in a sexual relationship with Rey, sometimes with Lt. Connix.

Paige is in a sexual relationship with Tallie and in an incestuous sexual relationship with Rose.

Tallie is in a sexual relationship with Poe and Paige.

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  • The Bad Batch inspired (in-universe) the formation of SCAR squadron.
  • Omega’s hair color was a recessive allele found in Jango Fett’s family (in Legends, both his mother and sister were blonde)
  • Rey’s mother was a dissident Sith Eternal cultist who helped Rey’s father to leave Exegol, and renounced her belief in the dark side.
  • Jocasta Nu saved Grogu during the attack on the Jedi Temple.
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^ Jocasta actually has a canon appearance almost immediately after ROTS in Vader’s second comic book run, IIRC.

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Omega’s hair color was a recessive allele found in Jango Fett’s family (in Legends, both his mother and sister were blonde)

Mandos are usually blonde so that makes sense.

All those relationships you’re suggesting have very strange age gaps, TestingOutTheTest.

Jocasta Nu saved Grogu during the attack on the Jedi Temple.

I can definitely get behind that.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

All those relationships you’re suggesting have very strange age gaps, TestingOutTheTest.

Oh, yep. 😏

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD

There’s people out there in our world who’re attracted to older people, and in the reverse as well (with older females who’re attracted to younger men being called “cougars”). Not referring to pedos, for the latter.

Not exactly fully one of those people I’ve mentioned (I mainly like healthy girls around my young, adolescent age), it’s just I’m sexually aroused by certain/specific shippings and stuff.

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TestingOutTheTest said:

KumoNin said:

Do share

“Yes, my lord.”

— Commander Cody, Revenge of the Sith

NSFW CONTENT AHEAD

Rey, Lt. Connix, Leia, Commander D’Acy, Holdo, Poe and Tallie as well as Rose and Paige Tico are all thicc - yes, each of them has a thicc booty/ass, curvy hips and a wide waist.

Rey is in a sexual relationship with Lt. Connix, Leia, Commander D’Acy, Poe and Rose.

Lt. Connix is in a sexual relationship with Rey and Leia, sometimes with Poe, Holdo and Commander D’Acy.

Leia is in a sexual relationship with Rey, Lt. Connix (a bit… ironic😉) and Holdo.

Holdo is in a sexual relationship with Leia and Poe.

Poe is in a sexual relationship with Rey, Holdo and Tallie, sometimes with Lt. Connix.

Commander D’Acy is in a sexual relationship with Rey, and sometimes with Lt. Connix.

Rose is in an incestuous sexual relationship with Paige, and is also in a sexual relationship with Rey, sometimes with Lt. Connix.

Paige is in a sexual relationship with Tallie and in an incestuous sexual relationship with Rose.

Tallie is in a sexual relationship with Poe and Paige.

Copypasta material right here

“Always in motion is the future” 🌌

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…In retrospect, I got my curiosity get the better of me

reylo?

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@DMC Yeah, I was a bit impatient and didn’t want to waste time (might be perceived as laziness). I was going to acknowledge this in the actual comment itself.

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Luke didn’t know about Jedi funeral traditions at the time of ROTJ; he burned Anakin’s body because he was afraid the Ewoks would eat it otherwise.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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Knight of Kalee said:

  • Rey’s mother was a dissident Sith Eternal cultist who helped Rey’s father to leave Exegol, and renounced her belief in the dark side.

This could be a really interesting story. I like it.

“Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.”

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I know this completely contradicts canon concerning maps and stuff (Jakku and Tatooine are half the Galaxy away from each other), but Jakku is Tatooine. Tatooine was the name used by the Hutts, and after Leia killed Jabba, their hold on the planet quickly collapsed. Those who filled the power vacuum renamed the planet Jakku, not unlike the Ottomans renaming Constantinople to Istanbul. That said, the events depicted in TFA take place pretty away from Mos Eisley and Mos Espa.

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A wookiee isn’t allowed to receive a formal award for something done in service of a life-debt; that’s why Chewie didn’t get a medal until TROS.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Am I making Carrie Fisher’s ghost proud?”
Well, are ya, punk?

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It’s clear in ANH Leia didn’t like Chewie, she even called him a “walking carpet”.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Wasn’t that R2-D2’s job?

George said the following to Rob Coleman during the making of Revenge of the Sith:

"The entire story of Star Wars is actually being recounted to the keeper of the Journal of the Whills – remember that? – a hundred years after the events of Return of the Jedi by none other than R2-D2.”

“Heroes come in all sizes, and you don’t have to be a giant hero. You can be a very small hero. It’s just as important to understand that accepting self-responsibility for the things you do, having good manners, caring about other people - these are heroic acts. Everybody has the choice of being a hero or not being a hero every day of their lives.” - George Lucas

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Mandos are usually blonde so that makes sense.

It appears the ethnicity of Mandos depends on their place of origin. Those coming from Mandalore itself look almost universally Caucasian with mostly blonde hair with a few redheads and brunettes. However Sabine and her relatives from clan Wren look ambiguously East Asian.

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^ Jocasta actually has a canon appearance almost immediately after ROTS in Vader’s second comic book run, IIRC.

This is what inspired my headcanon in the first place. Jocasta is shown to be searching for ways to preserve the legacy of the Jedi Order and protect Force-sensitive infants.

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However Sabine and her relatives from clan Wren look ambiguously East Asian.

Good point. They’re definitely Asian. They don’t come from the same planet fwiw. That might have something to do with it.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

That’s what I was referring to.

Indeed. I’m very curious who the keeper of the Journal of the Whills is and how they connect to the Whills themselves.

“Heroes come in all sizes, and you don’t have to be a giant hero. You can be a very small hero. It’s just as important to understand that accepting self-responsibility for the things you do, having good manners, caring about other people - these are heroic acts. Everybody has the choice of being a hero or not being a hero every day of their lives.” - George Lucas

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Head canon that Darth Vitate aka Tenebrae never died and instead faked his death and became the bartender that practically raised Dessel aka Darth Bane.

I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

Star Wars has 3 eras: The eras are 1977-1983(pre Expanded Universe), (1983-2014) expanded universe, or (2014- now) Disney-bought version. Each are valid.

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