Oh, boy, a truther…
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Love that video.
It’s a classic.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
We start a kickstarter to hire Weird Al to record a Van Halen cover so that as Rey and company arrive at Burning Man, we hear a diegetic performance of “Pasaana.”
The ST doesn’t have any sex or gore. The PT has Anakin and Padme and Anakin burning alive. The OT had romance, Leia in her slave outfit, charred skeletons and blood when an arm is cut off in the Cantina.
Hux should be shot in the head with a graphic explosion. And maybe when Kylo Ren picks up the Wayfinder on Mustafar it shows him a psychic vision of boobs.
This is the ST so just give Hux boobs.
heil Palpatine!
Rename Pasaana to Persona, and have the Phantom Thieves join the desert chase.
This is the ST so just give Hux boobs.
Buxom Hux
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
brown lightsaber
Polka dot saber.
The ‘Estrogen’ cut of TRoS
Replace D-O with an augmented Rian Johnson voice making meta-comments directly about the movie.
Replace D-O with an augmented Rian Johnson voice making meta-comments directly about the movie.
That’s how you should do your commentary track.
heil Palpatine!
When Merry hugs Klaud vfx a little ass grabbery and have the coneface droid chime in with “happy.”
heil Palpatine!
Honestly, I’d be down for that. Can we make a cut of the Saga with R2 and 3PO dubbed to provide fourth wall breaking meta commentary?
Reading R + L ≠ J theories
Ben mystically impregnates Rey as he heals her with his hand on her stomach.
Ben mystically impregnates Rey as he heals her with his hand on her stomach.
WHO’S BEEN READING MY SECRET FAN-FICTION!!! 😠
It’s like poetry.
Women love high midichlorian counts.
heil Palpatine!
And long, floppy ears.
So people always say the Lapti Nek is better than Jedi Rocks, but clearly, it pales in comparison to this masterpiece. That’s the song should really play in Jabba’s Palace.
Replace every time Anakin’s name is said on screen with Annie
“Get over violence, madness and death? What else is there?”
Also known as Mr. Liquid Jungle.
Instead of being called Ben, Obi-Wan is referred to as Steve. This of course carries over into the Sequels.
Imitate ROTS:
For all shots with Luke in ROTJ after he is lighting-ed by Palptine, use deepfakes to replace his face with old Mark Hamill, replacing decades of aging with a single cataclysmic event.
It’s like pottery!
