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The Rise of Skywalker: Ben Solo should have been Luke's & Leia's son — Page 2

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I would’ve liked Luke & Leia as lovers, but it would’ve only worked if Han had died in the OT, or they were in a polyamorous arrangement. Leia breaking up with Han and shacking up with Luke offscreen between trilogies would’ve been in bad taste.

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joefavs said:

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a wagon.

Come come, young minds fresh ideas.

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Mocata said:

joefavs said:

Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a wagon.

Come come, young minds fresh ideas.

Be tolerant.

“Remember, the Force will be with you… always.”

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DuracellEnergizer said:

DominicCobb said:

I understand your POV just fine, but you’re forgetting the end of the movie. Or, you would be if you had gotten to that part.

Luke astro-projects himself to Salt Lake Planet, gets shot at by gorilla walkers, has a non-lightsaber duel with Darth Millennial, then dies of a broken heart, inspiring broom boys throughout the galaxy to get creative with their sweeping.

Making this my sig

JEDIT: I succeeded.

Luke astro-projects himself to Salt Lake Planet, gets shot at by gorilla walkers, has a non-lightsaber duel with Darth Millennial, then dies of a broken heart, inspiring broom boys throughout the galaxy to get creative with their sweeping. - DuracellEnergizer

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DuracellEnergizer said:

DominicCobb said:

I understand your POV just fine, but you’re forgetting the end of the movie. Or, you would be if you had gotten to that part.

Luke astro-projects himself to Salt Lake Planet, gets shot at by gorilla walkers, has a non-lightsaber duel with Darth Millennial, then dies of a broken heart, inspiring broom boys throughout the galaxy to get creative with their sweeping.

I can read synopses with the best of them.

I wish I had thought about making this my signature but someone beat me to it. But then again you know what? Why can’t I have the same sig?

Darth Millenial…lol

Luke astro-projects himself to Salt Lake Planet, gets shot at by gorilla walkers, has a non-lightsaber duel with Darth Millennial, then dies of a broken heart, inspiring broom boys throughout the galaxy to get creative with their sweeping. [DuracellEnergizer]

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This whole thread got hijacked by Duragizer being a wackass and then people meming about it

Reading R + L ≠ J theories

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Darth Millenial…lol

That’s actually the name of a real Sith in Legends.