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Why is it acceptable to put either ketchup or mustard on a burger but only ketchup on fries?

Mustard is really good.

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I don’t like mustard. I don’t use it on anything so no hypocrisy here. 😛

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TV’s Frink said:

Why is it acceptable to put either ketchup or mustard on a burger but only ketchup on fries?

Mustard is really good.

hm, very good question. probably something to do with chemistry.

or a deep conspiracy

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Mustard is an acquired taste for the cultured among us.

With that said it’s Plochman’s or bust.

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Possessed said:

I don’t put ketchup on anything. I hate it. Makes me want to pee.

Ketchup belongs only on hamburgers and meatloaf. Nothing else. Certainly not potatoes of any kind.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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for me ketchup goes on burgers (along with mustard, pickles, cheese (probably) and tomatoes and lettuce if i am feeling pressured), french fries, and fried potatoes.

mustard goes on turkey burgers, hot dogs, and soft pretzels.

none of those food items has ever made me want to pee.

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TV’s Frink said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Possessed said:

I don’t put ketchup on anything. I hate it. Makes me want to pee.

Ketchup belongs only on hamburgers and meatloaf. Nothing else. Certainly not potatoes of any kind.

Change your name to CATUSUPdonewrong.

i have put it on meatloaf in the past, i don’t remember if i still do that… but probably not.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Possessed said:

I don’t put ketchup on anything. I hate it. Makes me want to pee.

Ketchup belongs only on hamburgers and meatloaf. Nothing else. Certainly not potatoes of any kind.

Hotdogs too.

I put ketchup on fries that are crinkle cut, but not straight. For coffee I put in cream and sugar.

The blue elephant in the room.

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dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Possessed said:

I don’t put ketchup on anything. I hate it. Makes me want to pee.

Ketchup belongs only on hamburgers and meatloaf. Nothing else. Certainly not potatoes of any kind.

Change your name to CATUSUPdonewrong.

i have put it on meatloaf in the past, i don’t remember if i still do that… but probably not.

I’m sure it’s fine on meatloaf, I was referring to the potato part.

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TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Possessed said:

I don’t put ketchup on anything. I hate it. Makes me want to pee.

Ketchup belongs only on hamburgers and meatloaf. Nothing else. Certainly not potatoes of any kind.

Change your name to CATUSUPdonewrong.

i have put it on meatloaf in the past, i don’t remember if i still do that… but probably not.

I’m sure it’s fine on meatloaf, I was referring to the potato part.

Not straight on meatloaf. The common sauce made from ketchup, brown sugar and whatever else.

Fries with ketchup just taste like ketchup. I want to taste the fry.

And on a hot dog? Gross. All that goes on a dog is mustard, onions, and maybe kosher dill relish.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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What is the deal with no ketchup on hot dogs? I never understood that.

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Well if you can’t taste anything, anything would taste weird.

I think. I’m having trouble wrapping my mind around this, honestly.

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I can discern different tastes. I’m just so indifferent to most tastes to the point of not caring, hence most things tasting pretty much the same.

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Does horseradish and bbq sauce taste the same to you?

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Horseradish is poisonous to horses.

Also, there are more calories in 1oz of dry roasted peanuts than in 1oz of honey roasted peanuts.

The blue elephant in the room.