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What do you look like? — Page 28

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DominicCobb said:

Not interested in posting a picture, mostly because there are no good pictures of me.

But I will let you know what I look like by telling you all the celebrities I can remember that people at some point have said I look like (after which presumably one of you will make a composite picture of these guys that will look just like me):

  • I get Mark Wahlberg most often, When I meet a new person there’s a 50/50 chance they’ll mention the resemblance
  • I’ve gotten Matt Damon a few times
  • JGL a handful of times
  • Nick Jonas couple times
  • one of the members of One Direction (no idea which)
  • JFK once
  • one or two others I’m forgetting

You can add young Han Solo to this list, which I got yesterday for whatever reason.

(paging snooker)

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I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned it, but a few people have said I look like David Bowie.

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Handman said:

I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned it, but a few people have said I look like David Bowie.

You should dress the part.

The blue elephant in the room.

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People who are 24 tend to do that. But I also come from a youthful family where everyone seems to age slower than the rest of the world. I also stand a pretty good chance of never going bald, both according to my family history and how thick my hair just is.

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I had an idea the other day to put a flattering photo of oneself covering the bathroom mirror to improve morale. At least in the morning and have it printed on a shade that can roll-up. Or if not oneself then someone else attractive.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Your selectively friendly neighborhood Possessed.

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You look a lot like this one guy I went to high school with. In fact, you even share his first name…

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Possessed said:

Your selectively friendly neighborhood Possessed.

I love shopping at Tramlaw. It’s my favorite possessed department store.

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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you look good, coffee. you too possessed. you guys look like people i’d want to be friends with IRL, too.

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Collipso said:

you look good, coffee. you too possessed. you guys look like people i’d want to be friends with IRL, too.

I might sexually harass you even though I’m straight though. It’s kinda my whole bit. Confuses the crap out of people and it’s universally loved by all.

Just kidding. Maybe. Ttyl dollface

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Possessed said:

Collipso said:

you look good, coffee. you too possessed. you guys look like people i’d want to be friends with IRL, too.

I might sexually harass you even though I’m straight though. It’s kinda my whole bit. Confuses the crap out of people and it’s universally loved by all.

Just kidding. Maybe. Ttyl dollface

Now I understand your username. You’re possessed by me.

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Possession is nine-tenths of the law.