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Why couldn't Chewbacca log in?
He forgot to allow Wookiees.
Jabba's Palace singer popular with the oldies?
Skiff Richard.
The franchises I get nerdy about are so obscure that not even most nerds know about them.
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Congrats, KO! You've reached 50 Star Wars Puns! :-* :-* :-*
What do you give a Wookiee for Christmas when he already owns a comb?
Love and Understanding?
Nope, you go into his house, break his first comb, and give him another one!
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Cheers! I thought I had one more to go...
Kashyyyk!
Bless you!
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What is TV's Frink's favorite brand of skin care products?
Oil of Olie, as if it weren't obvious!
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How do Tusken’s cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?
He felt his presents.
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What was Tarkin’s favorite brand of toilet paper?
Charmin to the last.
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You must have gotten those from somewhere.
How did the Empire discipline Motti?
They fined his lack of faith.
Am I doing it right?
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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What was Queen Amidala’s preferred electronic device?
The iPadme.
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Who was the Jawas’ favorite magician?
Houdini!
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What did the Most Eisley cantina bartender do to win his wife’s heart?
Wuher.
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You must have gotten those from somewhere.
I did, i will tell you know lies
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Why would Master Yoda look in the mirror?
Ascertain pontiff you.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Why would Master Yoda look in the mirror?
Ascertain pontiff you.
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Ha!
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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I’m a dentist… Search your fillings, you know it to be true.
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My kids told me this one recently: what’s the name of the robot who always takes the longest path to get to his destination?
R2-Detour
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Quality.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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7/10
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7/10
I’d say that pun is worse than most.
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I never said it was quality. The kids read it in a book and figured this thread needed more love!
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US economy: The Debt Star!
EU economy: The Debt Star II!
What I call the Lego Death Star (which I have). That thing wasn’t cheap.