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Most Baffling Complaint of a Star Wars Movie — Page 5

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Vader being Luke’s father turns it into a soap opera. Star Wars was mythic from the start and this seems to fit that pretty well, amongst other things. This is not a hard one to defend.

Really, Leia being Luke’s sister is what pushed it over the edge.

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The claim that people carbon-freezing themselves in stories that take place before ESB contradicts Lando’s and Vader’s uncertainty about if a human can survive the Cloud City carbon-freezing process. Vader states that it was a “crude” carbon-freezing chamber, implying that that specific machine was the issue.

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Not to mention that it might still have been extremely dangerous when the characters of those stories did it.

The Person in Question

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Not to mention that the EU is usually a bunch of crappy ideas and hack ideas and the mutant children from these marriages.

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darklordoftech said:

The claim that people carbon-freezing themselves in stories that take place before ESB contradicts Lando’s and Vader’s uncertainty about if a human can survive the Cloud City carbon-freezing process. Vader states that it was a “crude” carbon-freezing chamber, implying that that specific machine was the issue.

Are you sure? “We use this facility for carbon freezing, you put him in there it might kill him” seems to indicate the carbon freezing is the issue.

It’s still a baffling complaint though because it never happens any other time in anything that matters.

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Lando may not be familiar with the concept of putting a human in carbon freeze hibernation. Vader knows it can be done since he’s done it, but still wants to test it because of the “crude” facilities.

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Perhaps standard human carbon freezing is done gradually, with proper medical apparati designed specifically for that purpose, to prevent cellular rupturing or whatever.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Perhaps standard human carbon freezing is done gradually, with proper medical apparati designed specifically for that purpose, to prevent cellular rupturing or whatever.

Perhaps the EU is just dumb and unnecessary. 😛

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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moviefreakedmind said:

I hate the exhaust port complaint. People say that the Empire should’ve just covered it up, but that defeats the purpose of an exhaust port! It’s established that the port is tiny and apparently only someone with extreme propensity for the force can even hit it. Also, the port wasn’t what destroyed the Death Star. It was a chain reaction explosion caused by a torpedo making it all the way down the port and into the center of the space station. It isn’t like the exhaust port was a self-destruct button.

Agreed. The port was also ray shielded and the Rebels needed the plans to even be aware of it.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Perhaps standard human carbon freezing is done gradually, with proper medical apparati designed specifically for that purpose, to prevent cellular rupturing or whatever.

Perhaps the EU is just dumb and unnecessary. 😛

INB4 Frink’s “Isn’t everything?”

Why would I say that?

I’ve never expressed the viewpoint that everything is dumb and unnecessary.

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A joke should at least have a tangential relationship to reality, but ok.

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I feel like it would be pointless to continue.

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Most Baffling Complaint in a Star Wars Movie thread. 😉

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Smithers said:

That TLJ is “feminist propaganda”

Claiming that anything is “SJW propaganda” makes you instantly lose any credibility in my eyes. It’s such a dumb and petty complaint.

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darthrush said:

And cause Disney isn’t even close to pushing a propaganda. Correction, they only act like they stand for diverse casting.

By only pretending to cast diverse actors?

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You didn’t know that John Boyega’s actually a white man?

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Don’t forget notable white man Kathleen Kennedy running the whole thing.

I’m not saying they’re perfect, but it’s an improvement. And yes I’d like to see more voices at the table, no question.