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Let’s smoke all the grass.
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Finally done. Now I’m sitting in the kitchen figuratively dying from fatigue and dehydration. I need a drink, preferably a nice IPA
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Let’s kill all the grass.
I guess you don’t shave.
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Having a lawn is great. You guys are crazy.
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Having a lawn is great.
Unless you’re a little kid that doesn’t have to try to maintain a neighborhood-approved grass shape and only plays in it, Im gonna have to say that’s False.
You guys are crazy.
True, but irrelevant.
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“Neighborhood-approved grass shape” sounds like an HOA problem, not a lawn problem.
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Let’s kill all the grass.
I guess you don’t shave.
I don’t. But I also don’t get the joke.
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
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Let’s kill all the grass.
I guess you don’t shave.
I don’t. But I also don’t get the joke.
what
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I shave and also don’t get the joke
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Just never mow your lawn.
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Nah, I just meant in a general sense of passive-aggresion from neighbors, not any kind of HOA punishment.
But maybe I’m still just bitter about the time my dad told me that slacking off in yardwork was disrespectful to God and showing people that I’m a bad Christian or something.
God sure has a sick sense of humor.
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I don’t think many people had lawns back in ancient Israel.
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Hell is just an endless lawn to mow.
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That sounds almost relaxing.
The Person in Question
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Hell is just an endless lawn to mow.
Sounds pretty accurate.
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SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.
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That sounds almost relaxing.
You find mowing relaxing?
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SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.
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No, but I pictured myself alone in a giant, endless field surrounding me on all sides. That sounds almost relaxing.
The Person in Question
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That sounds almost relaxing.
You find mowing relaxing?
If the self propel worked or it wasn’t so bulky perhaps.
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I don’t think many people had lawns back in ancient Israel.
Jews are said to have a good sense of humor.
The blue elephant in the room.
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Except Frink.
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The good news is that I just got paid. The bad news is that I just talked myself into buying overpriced Fantastic Four toys. Therefore I’m bitching about my own foolish prodigality.
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The good news is that I just got paid. The bad news is that I just talked myself into buying overpriced Fantastic Four toys. Therefore I’m bitching about my own foolish prodigality.
What possessed you?
The blue elephant in the room.
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The good news is that I just got paid. The bad news is that I just talked myself into buying overpriced Fantastic Four toys. Therefore I’m bitching about my own foolish prodigality.
What possessed you?
Probably Possessed. That jerk…
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