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Next Movie You'll Never See

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Because we clearly don’t have enough movie threads, here’s one more!

What’s the nearest upcoming movie that you have zero interest in seeing and will actively avoid watching unless somehow forced to?

Rules:

  • No movies currently in theaters or already out of theaters. It has to be a movie that has not yet been released.
  • No movies you’re on the fence about. Has to be something that you’ll never watch no matter how good you’re told it is.
  • No TV series or miniseries. Movies only!
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Jeebus said:

Geostorm

Ooh, good one. I just saw the trailer before Blade Runner the other day and I already forgot about it.

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Alien Awakening. I gave up on the franchise after Prometheus - even the fan edit that restored the deleted scenes still left me disappointed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6980596/

The endless remakes and reboots scheduled for release in 2018, including yet another version of Scarface. Hire writers and directors who will come up with new ideas.

“Logic is the battlefield of adulthood.”

  • Howard Berk
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I’m unlikely to see the Han Solo movie either.

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Only the Brave.

Looks like the most generic Oscar bait ever. Not even slightly interested.