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Wicket vs. Plif the Hoojib - who wins (assuming they both have Jedi powers plus upgraded Mandalorian jetpacks and also obviously double bladed lightsabers with extra cross guards)?

Also keep in mind they’re fighting in the trench of the Death Star II. Yes, you heard that right.

Make your calculations. I’m waiting.

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ROTS Sidious would fuck Vader’s shit up. It doesn’t matter what version of Vader he faces.

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LordZerome1080 said:

EU Darth Vader VS. Darth Sidious who would win?

Darth Sidious. He might be over-the-top and full from all the scenery chewing, but at least he exists.

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DominicCobb said:

Wicket vs. Plif the Hoojib - who wins (assuming they both have Jedi powers plus upgraded Mandalorian jetpacks and also obviously double bladed lightsabers with extra cross guards)?

Also keep in mind they’re fighting in the trench of the Death Star II. Yes, you heard that right.

Make your calculations. I’m waiting.

Wicket = The Ewok in ROTJ
Pilf = WTF IS A PILF

Wicket > Pilf

DS III >>>> DS II

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TV’s Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

Wicket vs. Plif the Hoojib - who wins (assuming they both have Jedi powers plus upgraded Mandalorian jetpacks and also obviously double bladed lightsabers with extra cross guards)?

Also keep in mind they’re fighting in the trench of the Death Star II. Yes, you heard that right.

Make your calculations. I’m waiting.

Wicket = The Ewok in ROTJ
Pilf = WTF IS A PILF

Wicket > Pilf

DS III >>>> DS II

Okay, first of all it’s PLIF, second of all I told you right there he’s a Hoojib.

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DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

Wicket vs. Plif the Hoojib - who wins (assuming they both have Jedi powers plus upgraded Mandalorian jetpacks and also obviously double bladed lightsabers with extra cross guards)?

Also keep in mind they’re fighting in the trench of the Death Star II. Yes, you heard that right.

Make your calculations. I’m waiting.

Wicket = The Ewok in ROTJ
Pilf = WTF IS A PILF

Wicket > Pilf

DS III >>>> DS II

Okay, first of all it’s PLIF,

Close enough.

second of all I told you right there he’s a Hoojib.

Which tells me nothing.

Look, I’m the only one who even considered your scenario, let alone showed his calculations as requested. You had better start being nicer to me or I’ll do something about it. I don’t know what, but neither of us will like it that’s for sure.

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TV’s Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

DominicCobb said:

Wicket vs. Plif the Hoojib - who wins (assuming they both have Jedi powers plus upgraded Mandalorian jetpacks and also obviously double bladed lightsabers with extra cross guards)?

Also keep in mind they’re fighting in the trench of the Death Star II. Yes, you heard that right.

Make your calculations. I’m waiting.

Wicket = The Ewok in ROTJ
Pilf = WTF IS A PILF

Wicket > Pilf

DS III >>>> DS II

Okay, first of all it’s PLIF,

Close enough.

second of all I told you right there he’s a Hoojib.

Which tells me nothing.

Look, I’m the only one who even considered your scenario, let alone showed his calculations as requested. You had better start being nicer to me or I’ll do something about it. I don’t know what, but neither of us will like it that’s for sure.

While I appreciate the effort, clearly your work is incorrect. The fact that you don’t know what a Hoojib is tells me this problem is too advanced for you (I assume this is why no one else has taken a stab at it either).

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I know what a Hoojib is, I just fail to see how the scuff-mark on a wooden floor that is caused by dragging furniture around on it too many times has anything to do with Star Wars.

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Jawas VS Ewoks (Can the ewoks disable the forest crushing sand crawler?)

Rancor VS Sarlacc (Jabba The Hutt pet battle)

Leia VS Dianoga (Because of their ability to strangle human beings)

Dewbacks VS Tauntauns (Sand VS Snow … basically)

Luke VS The Emperor (Free Fall Speed Contest)

Rogue One is redundant. Just play the first mission of DARK FORCES.
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Why does nobody think Vader could beat Sidious? I think he could, by using tutaminis and kinatite.

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Sidious is faster, has mastered ALL seven forms of Lightsaber combat, is capable of conjuring Force Lightning that can turn foes to ashes. The Emperor also knows more Dark Side abilities and is more proficient at the powers they do share minus telepathy.

To your point about tutaminis…Vader can’t use tutaminis to absorb or redirect Force Lightning due to his suit. I’m not sure where you got that from.

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@LordHaseo
I got the whole tutaminus thing from Jensari 1 on Youtube. Nevertheless, Vader could just absorb it using his lightsaber or could continuously disrupt Sidous’s concentration by using telekinesis thusly preventing him from using force lightning.

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Lord Haseo said:

Sidious is faster, has mastered ALL seven forms of Lightsaber combat, is capable of conjuring Force Lightning that can turn foes to ashes. The Emperor also knows more Dark Side abilities and is more proficient at the powers they do share minus telepathy.

To your point about tutaminis…Vader can’t use tutaminis to absorb or redirect Force Lightning due to his suit. I’m not sure where you got that from.

But who has more midichlorians? I’m sorry, I didn’t quite hear you. Vader? I thought so.

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LordZerome1080 said:

@LordHaseo
I got the whole tutaminus thing from Jensari 1 on Youtube. Nevertheless, Vader could just absorb it using his lightsaber or could continuously disrupt Sidous’s concentration by using telekinesis thusly preventing him from using force lightning.

But can’t Vader use ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA to block Sidious’s Kamehameha‽

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LordZerome1080 said:

@LordHaseo
I got the whole tutaminus thing from Jensari 1 on Youtube. Nevertheless, Vader could just absorb it using his lightsaber or could continuously disrupt Sidous’s concentration by using telekinesis thusly preventing him from using force lightning.

Jensari, EvanNova and the rest of them only say that Vader could absorb or redirect blaster bolts. If Vader could just absorb Force Lightning so many people wouldn’t see his suit as so debilitating. Vader can only use his Saber for so long before Sidious disarms him.

@Ender

The Emperor had more midichlorians in his right pinky than Vader had in whatever was left of his body. Bringing up Palatine’s left pinky would just be unfair.

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@LordHaseo
Well yes, Sidious could disarm Vader. However, Vader is able to keep up an endless burst of telekinesis and can shrug off most lightsaber blows. That and Vader actually has some defence against Sith Lightning built into his suit and can use his lightsaber to block force lightning.

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LordZerome1080 said:

Vader actually has some defence against Sith Lightning built into his suit and can use his lightsaber to block force lightning.

Frink Vs. EU

Frink wins because EU is stupid.