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Worst Edit Ideas — Page 26

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Star Wars Episode -3 Qui Gon’s Feverish Extension 😄

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Replace all uses of the word Rogue with the phrase “Team Negative”.

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Use cutting edge digital technology and time travel to insert actors who haven’t been born yet into the existing movies.

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Bingowings said:

Use cutting edge digital technology and time travel to insert actors who haven’t been born yet into the existing movies.

Already been done…or is that the joke?

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Add Vader’s no back in for return of the Jedi and add some god awful Hayden dialogue and pitch shift it to make it sound like James Earl Jones

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Replace the Cantina music with a hit song from 10 years ago. It’s not new enough to be relevant, but not old enough to be retro cool, just awkward. Preferably some sort of rap.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Replace the Cantina music with a hit song from 10 years ago. It’s not new enough to be relevant, but not old enough to be retro cool, just awkward. Preferably some sort of rap.

I’ll get right on that.

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Add a censor bar over Chewbacca’s crotch. FOX originally wanted him to wear pants to avoid this indecent exposure, but since that didn’t happen, this is our only option.

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Add a censor bar over Chewbacca’s crotch. FOX originally wanted him to wear pants to avoid this indecent exposure, but since that didn’t happen, this is our only option.

I did it for all the Wookie crotches!

Although I didn’t use the censor bar, I used a blurcle.

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Ron Howard’s state the obvious narration for the events of every Star Wars movie starting with Solo. Or as it’s being called in China, “Ranger Solo.”

Every Star Wars is rereleased with the new narration and subtitles hard-coded on screen whenever a droid or character wearing a mask speaks.

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Anakin Starkiller said:
You’re speaking as badly as that bot I reported yesterday…

I was looking over what I wrote last night. You are absolutely correct.

That being said, adding narration and more subtitles to each Star Wars movie would be horrible edit ideas.

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I still want to make a subtitle track for Artoo and Chewie for each movie.

Obviously they’ll both be giant profane assholes, so it’d be an R rated sub track.