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Ridiculous One: A Star Wars Story

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“I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar” should be k2so’s parting line. Not in anyway funny, but it brings together Alan Tudyk’s two touching death scenes.

Maybe just add a digital leaf blowing by as a subtle homage…

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Where ROGUE ONE uses small title cards for planets, you could include them literally everytime a character walks into a different building or room.

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Insert a crawl, then have the rewind sound as it begins to come in and backtrack the crawl and start the film as it does in the original version.

Play Giacchino’s Star Trek theme when the Rouge one title card comes up.

Play Anakin’s “I hate sand” as the two are engulfed in the death star aftermath on the beach.

You could change the “along time ago…” card to say, “a ridiculously long time ago in a ridiculous galaxy ridiculously far far away…seriously…”

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I wonder if you could edit the “I am one with the Force and the Force is with me” to a rhyming game - something like “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers…” and they keep cocking it up.

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Play the suspenseful music from Jaws when Darth Vader is about to walk into that small room with the rebels. Then have it abruptly end when the guy closes the door and traps all of them inside with him.

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ben_danger said:

I wonder if you could edit the “I am one with the Force and the Force is with me” to a rhyming game - something like “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers…” and they keep cocking it up.

Or, this could start playing and when he sings the word “…one,” Chirrut picks up with “…with the Force, the Force is with me.”

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TV’s Frink said:

I used to watch Lazytown with my girls a lot. I was quite surprised to discover one of their songs went viral recently.

From what I’ve heard, it has to do with, at least in part, the fact that the actor of that villain got cancer and started a gofundme page to help pay for the costs. It helped spread the word when he did a live version of the song online.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

TV’s Frink said:

I used to watch Lazytown with my girls a lot. I was quite surprised to discover one of their songs went viral recently.

From what I’ve heard, it has to do with, at least in part, the fact that the actor of that villain got cancer and started a gofundme page to help pay for the costs. It helped spread the word when he did a live version of the song online.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3pf7HCbtXo

and it was one of the most magical things to have come out of this year.

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Keep all original dialogues, they are ridiculous enough. Your cut is already in theaters 😃

“I have to say that I felt George’s group of six films had more innovative visual imagination, and this film was more of a retrenchment to things you had seen before and characters you had seen before, and it took a few baby steps forward with new characters.” - James Cameron about Episode VII.

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TV’s Frink said:

ben_danger said:

Where ROGUE ONE uses small title cards for planets, you could include them literally everytime a character walks into a different building or room.

Lol.

I love this idea so much that I want you to go chronological and do this edit next.

But if you do wait, I think the opening card should be:

“A long time ago, a lot longer ago than last time, unless you’re watching these in chronological order, then somewhat more recent in time, in a galaxy that’s still far, far away.”

“Oh yeah. I’m a dummy.” - me

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“I have to say that I felt George’s group of six films had more innovative visual imagination, and this film was more of a retrenchment to things you had seen before and characters you had seen before, and it took a few baby steps forward with new characters.” - James Cameron about Episode VII.

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Just spit balling here lol

Have young Jyn look out of the opening in her false rock hiding place to see random clips of Anakin and Padme on their date

Have Vader ask Krenick where padme is when he first meets him, then after force choking him have him say “I’m a person and my names anakin”

When Vader appears out of the shadows near the fine have him scream “yipee”

Have K2 say his “I will not kill you line” every time he sees jyn

Toilet flushing sound when Tantive IV separates from the main ship

Have the Death Star plans be the wrong disc with I.O.U crudely written on them

Have the majestic play when the pilot’s mind is probed by the squid thing

“I’m a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton”

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Rubber ducky floating in Vader’s Bacta tank. 😉


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Play Prince music when Vader boards the command ship and have him scream “Its all Obi-wan’s fault” when he kills the Rebels

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