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“Now how 'bout a hug?”
“Now how 'bout a hug?”
“It is not in the file! It is not!”
I’ll never serve you again, roman pig! Masters of the world, you call yourselves. Thieves! Murderers! Jungle animals! A curse on you! A curse on your empire!
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)
“You know how Mother hates it when we’re late.”
“Well, I told you we should’ve left earlier. Y’know, it’s the same damn thing every year. It’s always ‘Where are my blue shoes, dear?’ or ‘Dad, I can’t find my Marilyn Bronson CD.’.”
“Uh, Marilyn Manson.”
“Well, whatever her name is.”
“Uh, she’s a guy, Dad.”
“Marilyn? A guy? Ooh, what’s the world coming to?”
“I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it”, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you.”
“The hat. That fucking hat. That fucking … hat. How many times have I told you, don’t wear that fucking hat here? How many?”
“Customers wear hats.”
“I’m not the boss of the customers. I’m the boss of you. And I’m telling you that I want you to keep that shitkicker hat at home.”
"Stilgar, do we have wormsign?"
"Usal, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen!"
“Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day; it’s all downhill from here.”
" It’s yours to squeeze! And squeeze! Give me spice!"
“I hate this wig! I told them to get me a gray one. My hair is gray. They couldn’t find one. I look like a transvestite.”
“Looks fine.”
“You’re very kind, but you don’t lie very well.”
“You gotta be fuckin’ kidding”
“Profane! Sacrilege! What are you playing in this church‽ Have you no respect? Do you feel no reverence? Then I feel sorry for you and your lack of soul.”
“You don’t know grunt about depressed. I got me a .357. Got me a trunk-load of shotguns. I got three big-bore battle rifles … ammo up the ass … and I ain’t safe! I can’t protect myself!”
^ Hahaha! Wait… that’s the same actor, isn’t it? whoa…
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)
“That ought to hold the little S.O.B.s.”
“Gabbo, quiet.”
“I wouldn’t want to offend the little S.O.B.s.”
“I wish you’d stop saying that.”
“All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s.”
“Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you.
And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car,
Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
Our fine four-fendered friend.
Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,
Our fine four-fendered friend.”
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
“I love you, wife.”
“Charming to the last.”
“Did you get your precious photos?”
“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it?”
“My little buttercup, has the sweetest smile
Dear little buttercup won’t you stay awhile
You and I will settle down in a cottage built for two, oh
Dear little buttercup
Sweet little buttercup,
My little buttercup
I love you.”
chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.
“A bat, I tell you! A giant bat!”
“Now how 'bout a hug?”
“I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.”
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
“Do you want to see the ruins, my friend?”
“Oh God, Mother! Blood! Blood!”