Random Thoughts — Page 587

I wish I could be as happy sober as I am when drunk.

suspiciouscoffee said:

If people were reviewed like movies and things are, I imagine I’d fare about as well among critics as The Emoji Movie is right now.

There’s a Black Mirror episode about this, and why it wouldn’t work as a genuine judge of someone’s character.

I knew as soon as I double-clicked the mouse that it would be a double post, but I couldn’t do anything to stop it. Tragic.

Jeebus said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

If people were reviewed like movies and things are, I imagine I’d fare about as well among critics as The Emoji Movie is right now.

There’s a Black Mirror episode about this, and why it wouldn’t work as a genuine judge of someone’s character.

Yes, watch black mirror!

I love coffee.

yhwx said:

I’d like for people to refer me to the “pointless in agreement” posts that I have made in the past three months.

No.

yhwx said:

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie

Reading the reviews of this movie makes me depressed.

This one line did make me laugh:

The film doesn’t address it, but surely Textopolis has the highest suicide rate of all the apps (except maybe LiveJournal).

I’m a bad person.

a drive-in i used to frequent is showing that ‘film’ this weekend. I felt depressed.

yhwx said:

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie

Reading the reviews of this movie makes me depressed.

I’d be more depressed if people liked it.

I’ll never read a single one of the Brian Herbert/Kevin J. Anderson Dune novels. As it is, I already regret having learned what I know about those books through osmosis.

suspiciouscoffee said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I’ll never read a single one of the Brian Herbert/Kevin J. Anderson Dune novels. As it is, I already regret having learned what I know about those books through osmosis.

Wow, that bad, huh?

Herbert published six books in the span of twenty years. His son and the old EU’s worst writer have published thirteen books in the span of seventeen years.

That is my mathematics. I’ll leave you to yours.

I think my recent double post troubles have been caused by a faulty left button on my mouse, which sucks because I’ve been using the Logitech M305 for several years now across multiple PCs (home and work) and I’ve just discovered they aren’t made anymore.

I think my recent double post troubles have been caused by a faulty left button on my mouse, which sucks because I’ve been using the Logitech M305 for several years now across multiple PCs (home and work) and I’ve just discovered they aren’t made anymore.

I think my recent double post troubles have been caused by a faulty left button on my mouse, which sucks because I’ve been using the Logitech M305 for several years now across multiple PCs (home and work) and I’ve just discovered they aren’t made anymore.

Hahahaha, I did not do that on purpose.

TV’s Frink said:

Hahahaha, I did not do that on purpose.

I’d have been disappointed if you had.