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dahmage said:

TV’s Frink said:

It was a missteak?

this joke is well done

darth_ender said:

I don’t know what everyone’s beef with yhwx is. You all need to be more tender.

darth_ender said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

darth_ender said:

I don’t know what everyone’s beef with yhwx is. You all need to be more tender.

Sorry, but the years have made me tough and grisly.

But that doesn’t mean we have to roast him every day.

NeverarGreat said:

I’m probably gonna catch flank for this, but cud we chuck these puns? Shank you.

Possessed said:

Hey we’re not going to burn you at the steak, might as well join in on a medium rare opportunity like this.

LOL!

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Potentially controversial opinion: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is the only bad Spider-Man movie.

Also: I once peed next to Andrew Garfield.

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DominicCobb said:

Potentially controversial opinion: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is the only bad Spider-Man movie.

Ditto.

Also: I once peed next to Andrew Garfield.

Ditto.

Okay, one of the above two dittos might be untrue.

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DominicCobb said:

Potentially controversial opinion: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is the only bad Spider-Man movie.

Haven’t seen it, but you’re probably right. Spider-Man 3 & The Amazing Spider-Man were both more mediocre than outright bad.

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Any show that stays on the air long enough can jump many sharks.

Kind of a shame jumptheshark.com was bought out by TV Guide’s corporate overlords, who promptly dismantled it. I liked browsing the forum there once in a while.

Forum Moderator

Where were you in '77?

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Even though Season Two of Stranger Things dropping a day before my birthday is dope, I much prefer them dropping it on a Friday. The Halloween gimmick lost it’s appeal the millisecond I realized I couldn’t binge the shit like I’m accustomed to.

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Lord Haseo said:

I realized I couldn’t binge the shit like I’m accustomed to.

I misread this as “I realized I couldn’t bring the shit like I’m accustomed to” which is of course what happens as you get older.

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TV’s Frink said:

Lord Haseo said:

I realized I couldn’t binge the shit like I’m accustomed to.

I misread this as “I realized I couldn’t bring the shit like I’m accustomed to” which is of course what happens as you get older.

Misreading things or not being able to bring “the shit”? I can imagine drug dealers saying something similar when the block is hot.

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Lord Haseo said:

TV’s Frink said:

Lord Haseo said:

I realized I couldn’t binge the shit like I’m accustomed to.

I misread this as “I realized I couldn’t bring the shit like I’m accustomed to” which is of course what happens as you get older.

Misreading things or not being able to bring “the shit”? I can imagine drug dealers saying something similar when the block is hot.

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Right now I’m just sitting straight in front of a fan to soak up its sweet, sweet air.

I love deeply like fans.

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yhwx said:

Right now I’m just sitting straight in front of a fan to soak up its sweet, sweet air.

I love deeply like fans.

Air conditioners are better.

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DominicCobb said:

yhwx said:

Right now I’m just sitting straight in front of a fan to soak up its sweet, sweet air.

I love deeply like fans.

Air conditioners are better.

I already have those. They aren’t enough.

To be fair, though, I’m not sure if you could call what I’m in front of a fan.

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yhwx said:

Right now I’m just sitting straight in front of a fan to soak up its sweet, sweet air.

I love deeply like fans.

I too, am a fan.

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But are you a big fan?

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If you have the space, you can always get one of these. 😉

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How quiet, how quiet the chamber is

How silent, how silent the chamber is

Is anybody there?

Does anybody care?

Does anybody see what I see?

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Warbler said:

Does anybody see what I see?

Is the green I see the same green that you see?

Ponder.

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I have decided that I will not be having children. It’s taken years to come to a final decision (assuming that I even had any say in the matter to begin with!) but time is ticking on and I’ll soon be 40 so I feel like I need to make a definite choice. I can see many, many positives but the negatives are something I wouldn’t feel right ignoring. For me, it’s dogs, cats and possibly gerbils - and I feel good about that.