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The Compliment Yourself Thread

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I was feeling very proud of myself today and I almost posted in this thread complimenting myself
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/If-you-need-to-compliment-or-praise-something-this-is-the-place/id/53007
but I remembered I’m smarter than that and decided to create my own thread where I am the king. I also didn’t consult this thread
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-New-Thread-Thread/id/12146/page/1
because my ideas are brilliant and don’t need any consultation.

Rules are simple.

  1. You are always welcome (provided you follow the rules).
  2. You can ONLY compliment yourself. (You cannot compliment others inside this thread and I wouldn’t suggest doing it outside the thread either, personally)
  3. NO praising and/or off topic remarks directed at anyone inside the thread. (and again, outside is probably a bad idea too)
  4. NO loopholes about praising other’s “posts” (and not the poster themselves). Praise yourself or praise NOTHING.
  5. No pictures, obviously.
  6. If you’re in my thread you speak MY language.
  7. NO paradoxes.
  8. NO questioning my methods.
  9. [RESERVED]
  10. Don’t have too much fun.

I’ll start.

I am a good person. Today I was eating chocolate cookies when I remembered that cookies can be less than healthy, so I stopped eating cookies before I had too many. I know all of us are humans and are not perfect… but I think I might be.

-Dom

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I’m also good at not having social media profiles, and not wasting my life away pining for celebrity.

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I am a better person than Alderaan. Specifically, I’m a better at recognizing and enjoying what this thread is.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I have nice hands. Were I to get a professional manicure, I would probably make a good hand model.

I am very good at quoting people and then posting a relevant image in response.

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I’m good at recognizing a Seinfeld reference and usually post it immediately, but was too late this time.

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TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I have nice hands. Were I to get a professional manicure, I would probably make a good hand model.

I am very good at quoting people and then posting a relevant image in response.

Awesome…my favorite show of all time

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インペリアルスカム様がほんまええ人やな。頭がええしかっこええし優しいし誠実やさかい。

真実

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I am good at almost everything, but not great.

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I think I make a very good troll. Also, I make a pretty mean meat loaf.

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I’d like to compliment myself for making a pretty fantastic thread that most people are using properly and for the reminder that I will always be superior to Alderaan in every way.

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imperialscum said:

インペリアルスカム様がほんまええ人やな。頭がええしかっこええし優しいし誠実やさかい。

RULES UPDATED.

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I’m impressed with my ability to ignore posts that aren’t in English. Sure I could use either my brain or Google but that’s a poor use of my time. Good job me!

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I’m also impressed with my ability to use my time wisely by rarely posting and only when absolutely necessary.

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I haven’t posted in several minutes. It’s so good to be me right now.

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I compliment myself for not complimenting myself.

😃

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Alderaan said:

I am good at not creating threads like this one.

I am proud of myself for appreciating the post I’m quoting.

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Alderaan said:

I am good at not creating threads like this one.

I am good at pointing out hypocrites who think they’re too good to create a thread but apparently aren’t too good to bring their negative opinions to said threads.

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Jetrell Fo said:

Alderaan said:

I am good at not creating threads like this one.

I am proud of myself for appreciating the post I’m quoting.

This is strictly against the rules of my thread. I don’t appreciate this whatsoever.

Reported.

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DominicCobb said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Alderaan said:

I am good at not creating threads like this one.

I am proud of myself for appreciating the post I’m quoting.

This is strictly against the rules of my thread. I don’t appreciate this whatsoever.

Reported.

I am complimenting myself for appreciating the post itself, not the author. That is not against your rules. Report denied.

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Jetrell Fo said:

DominicCobb said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Alderaan said:

I am good at not creating threads like this one.

I am proud of myself for appreciating the post I’m quoting.

This is strictly against the rules of my thread. I don’t appreciate this whatsoever.

Reported.

I am complimenting myself for appreciating the post itself, not the author. That is not against your rules. Report denied.

I will NOT have you questioning my methods. I am the thread king and so you cannot disagree with me. I believe Jay made this quite clear in his new guidelines.

RULES UPDATED.

(AND REPORTED OBVIOUSLY)