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THURSDAY, OCT. 13, 2016, 9:52 A.M.
Great Barrier Reef pronounced dead by scientists

“The Great Barrier Reef of Australia passed away in 2016 after a long illness. It was 25 million years old.”

That startling first sentence leads a must-read obituary by Rowan Jacobsen for Outside Magazine online.

Source: http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/outdoors/2016/oct/13/great-barrier-reef-pronounced-dead-scientists/

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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That makes me quite sad.

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That “obituary” is misleading and semi-fictional. The reef is in bad shape to be sure, but it is not completely dead by any means. The majority of bleaching occurred at the far north end and surveys indicate that about 22% of the coral is dead. Many scientists have said that it may be too late to save the reef, but it has certainly not been “pronounced dead”.

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doubleKO said:

That “obituary” is misleading and semi-fictional. The reef is in bad shape to be sure, but it is not completely dead by any means. The majority of bleaching occurred at the far north end and surveys indicate that about 22% of the coral is dead. Many scientists have said that it may be too late to save the reef, but it has certainly not been “pronounced dead”.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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doubleKO said:

That “obituary” is misleading and semi-fictional. The reef is in bad shape to be sure, but it is not completely dead by any means. The majority of bleaching occurred at the far north end and surveys indicate that about 22% of the coral is dead. Many scientists have said that it may be too late to save the reef, but it has certainly not been “pronounced dead”.

To back this up…

http://www.snopes.com/scientists-pronounce-great-barrier-reef-dead/

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doubleKO said:

That “obituary” is misleading and semi-fictional. The reef is in bad shape to be sure, but it is not completely dead by any means. The majority of bleaching occurred at the far north end and surveys indicate that about 22% of the coral is dead. Many scientists have said that it may be too late to save the reef, but it has certainly not been “pronounced dead”.

I will take my previous statement and re-apply it to those sensationalist reporters.

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doubleKO said:

That “obituary” is misleading and semi-fictional. The reef is in bad shape to be sure, but it is not completely dead by any means. The majority of bleaching occurred at the far north end and surveys indicate that about 22% of the coral is dead. Many scientists have said that it may be too late to save the reef, but it has certainly not been “pronounced dead”.

That’s what I get for not reading! Dammit!

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doubleKO said:

That “obituary” is misleading and semi-fictional. The reef is in bad shape to be sure, but it is not completely dead by any means. The majority of bleaching occurred at the far north end and surveys indicate that about 22% of the coral is dead. Many scientists have said that it may be too late to save the reef, but it has certainly not been “pronounced dead”.

well if about 22% of the coral is dead, that logically means 78% of the coral is still alive. Look at it that way.

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My Hope for the World, dead at 15.

Not enough people read the EU.

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Puggo - Jar Jar’s Yoda said:

The reef is in serious trouble, but pronouncing it dead might do more harm than good if it leads people to believe it can’t be saved anyways, so why bother to try.

Very true. It may also seriously harm the tourism industry in northern Queensland. The Great Barrier Reef accounts for billions of dollars in tourism revenue and some 70,000 jobs. Major tourist spots in Cairns, Townsville and to the south of this area are relatively unaffected at this point and still have beautiful coral reefs with a biodiversity that is unequalled.

The fact that Queensland has this year approved what will be the country’s largest coal mine is certainly not going to do much for the reef or the rest of the environment, but unfortunately it is partly opponents of this mine that have led to the health of the reef being exaggerated.

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Warbler said:

doubleKO said:

That “obituary” is misleading and semi-fictional. The reef is in bad shape to be sure, but it is not completely dead by any means. The majority of bleaching occurred at the far north end and surveys indicate that about 22% of the coral is dead. Many scientists have said that it may be too late to save the reef, but it has certainly not been “pronounced dead”.

well if about 22% of the coral is dead, that logically means 78% of the coral is still alive. Look at it that way.

Still alive yes, but only about 7% managed to escape the mass bleaching event completely unscathed:

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I know this is probably going to make me sound stupid, but mass bleaching?

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ray_afraid said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

My Hope for the World, dead at 15.

That’s about the age mine died too.
But, life gets much more interesting after that happens.

That’s when you become an adult, really.

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Leonard Cohen - 82

Damn. What a shitty year this is.

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Reading that article though… Jewish and Buddhist… Juddhist?

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