vote_for_palpatine

Hi there. Ted Flergsen, marketing coordinator at VFPBC. Mr. Firnk, your post is - what's a kind way to put it? - intriguing.

The original post is MARKET RESEARCH. There's no show yet. We're simply exploring the possibility of starting one.

Furthermore, "GAY" wasn't a choice. We were looking for "JAY!!!" as in "Jay [Sylvester], please do something about the weirdo and his weird post!"

No, that's alright, Ted. Anyway Frink, I'm glad you're on board with the idea, and with enough positive feedback, it looks like "The VFP Show" could be come a thing!

Hotcha!

Well...the best way I can explain it...is that there's a temporal loop occurring...right here, right now.

Something...dramatic needs to occur to stop it...or this thread will just continue in the same way...again and again...until the end of time!

*asterisk*

LeeThorogood said:

To be honest I don't mind PAL as I live in the UK so its the norm for me :) Thanks for all the info on the different releases.

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From the day I was born
the nurses gathered around
and gazed in wild wonder
at the joy they had found

The head nurse spoke up
and said leave this one alone
she could tell right away
that I was Bad To The Bone!

Uh, I mean, welcome to the forums. :D

Hello, Mister or Missus OT.com poster! How are you this morning/afternoon/evening?

We here at VFPBC are thinking of putting on a weekly forum talk show, hosted by popular longtime OT.com poster vote_for_palpatine. We plan to feature comedy, musical acts, and an interview segment with today's finest posters!

How would you describe your level of interest in such a project?

1) JAY!!!
2) Lame itself thinks this is lame
3) Wait...what?
4) You know, VFP, they make amazing drugs these days that could help you
5) I probably won't quit the forum over this

LOL yes, I know it's surprising, but I'm a young'un and ANH seemed a little slow for me.

Evidence that Lucas' "Modernize the old films so that young audiences will appreciate them" approach is not working.

You know, I could take a 1952 Studebaker V* and slap neons on the undercarriage, chameleon paint on the body, a top-notch bass-heavy sound system in the trunk...and it's still a 59 year-old car. Lucas just doesn't get this when he puts new footage and effects into a movie dating back to the Gerald Ford administration.**

* - I have no idea if such a car exists, and I'm not Googling to find out. Just go with it.

** - I know it released during the Carter years, but production began during the Ford administration. Technically, Lucas' first notes date back to Nixon's first term, so I could have gone there if inclined.

vote_for_palpatine said:

I'm thinking of responding in a way that indicates apathy toward her acting ability on the one hand and enthusiastic approval of her attractiveness on the other.

If anyone cares to see this sort of response, please say so; I'll be back around 6:00 CST.

 I take your collective silence as permission. (I know Gaffer Tape is against it because he doesn't want to lose his status as OT.com's resident hot girl, so I had to discount his objection on grounds of conflict of interest)

Therefore:

Megan Fox? Sure, she couldn't play dead if she drank a cyanide margarita, but who gives a care? Have you seen this dame? VA-VA-VA-VOOM! You fellas wanna talk about one ripe tomato? Well there you have it! Or should I say, two ripe grapefruits, am I right boys? Hubba hubba! She's got it where it counts and my calculator can't count that high! YEE-OWZA! At home with the wife, it's pipe and slippers - with this bombshell, it'd be more like slip her the pipe, eh fellas? AH-OOOOOH! AH-OOOOOH!!

1. Star Wars
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Return of the Jedi
4. KOTOR
5. KOTOR II
6. Holiday Special

In that order.

*asterisk*

I'm thinking of responding in a way that indicates apathy toward her acting ability on the one hand and enthusiastic approval of her attractiveness on the other.

If anyone cares to see this sort of response, please say so; I'll be back around 6:00 CST.

How weird that people got all mad just because he declared intent to commit piracy.

Happy birthday, Star Wars! I for one never thought you needed plastic surgery.

How long has it been since each team's last Stanley Cup win?

Without a dog in the fight, I root for the longer-lasting drought to end, ergo IIRC I am rooting for Chicago.

LeDouche,lol.

Actually, I've been doing it the harder way. Or easier from my perspective, as the simple text editor was a baffling maze of code that exceeded the number of characters allowed in a post.

But it's harder editing in that I'm manually redoing each entry.

Bayformers already has giant robots and explosions. They'll find another up-and-coming T&A superstar to replace Megan Fox.

Therefore:

1) Robots
2) Explosions
3) Hottness

...and Bayformers 3 wins again!

The de-purpling of the UTAOTIH is proceeding with some success.

Bingowings said:

Wilfredo Arandela : When only a Puerto Rican adult movie star with a washing machine for a head will do...he is El Hombre (stage name Washtrooper, catchphrase "Bang!").

 I thought it was iBANG! (I know, I did it wrong)

This is kind of like a Super Bowl. I love Target's LOST-theme commercials.

Oh, I forgot.

!!!

Starting with a series retrospective! Cool! And I can't stop with the exclams! Shit!!

This is it! Just three minutes and counting!

I'm a huge fan of whatever dubstep is.

Seeing that picture reinforced my belief in a godless universe.

Take for example the recent troll who had what appeared to be a diseased vagina as his profile image. That kind of shit has to go immediately.

The quoted text cannot, in any way, be overstated. You could take steel wool, bleach, and hydrochloric acid and never remove that image from my mind. I've been sleeping with the lights on ever since.

Mine were boring, therefore, no sharing. :(

Umm, the colors...the evil, strange text colors...HELP!