TheQuazz

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

Okay, let me try.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
THE HOLOCAUST KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LOL
Am I funny yet?

No cause that joke makes no sense.

Did you hear Anne Frank died?
-I bet she did nazi that coming.

That’s better (though still bad cause its the worst pun ever)

My joke made more sense and was funnier than changing a score of 9/10 to 9/11.

Fucking Funimation! Just give us a proper release of Z already you bastards.

hurry trump america needs you

HansiG said:

darthrush said:

Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

Okay, let me try.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
THE HOLOCAUST KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LOL
Am I funny yet?

FanFiltration said:

Is anyone not a “Star Wars Fan” at this point?

I’m glad Wario64 clones exist. They make me feel better about myself.

thank you

The Tragedy of George R. Binks:
A Star Wars Story

We’re not talking about The Clone Wars and viewing orders, we’re talking about The Clone Wars viewing order.

I can’t wait for the Millennial holocaust. Please hurry up so you can put me out of this world’s misery.

You boiz don’t you what you’re missing.

cringes

Ah yes, I too like to view The Clone Wars without actually viewing The Clone Wars. Saves a lot of time it does.

Lord Haseo said:

It was Naboo. Weren’t you paying attention?

No.

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

PREQUEL REBOOT CONFIRMED!

So Coruscant wasn’t destroyed in The Force Awakens?

im gen z but i think gen x was teh best i was born in the wrong generation!

BillionaireHobo287 said:

Swazzy said:

• Starts religious debate

• Blames Frink for religious debate and disagreeing in saying that all Christians are war mongers

• Ends religious debate

I genuinely think your story treatments are very well done, I just don’t know where you were coming from with that tangent.

Wut.

I didn’t start a debate. I said I was atheist then LordHaseo and Dek Rollins started a debate which I participated in. It’s the equivalent of saying a religious person started a debate because they brought up their religion in a topical non off-topic way.

I didn’t blame Frink for anything! I was offended because he was implying I was some attention-starved troll.

Isn’t ending an off topic debate you did not start supposed to be a good thing?

Thank you for complimenting my treatments!

Wut.

DuracellEnergizer said:

*cringes*

good

Aye

you know whats really wrong with Attack of the Clones? those damn Christians, or as they call them, “Sith”, taking any chance they get to jump on the bandwagon of war and screw everything up. if it wasn’t for religion, the galaxy would be a much better place smh

BillionaireHobo287 said:

TV’s Frink said:

Oh. I didn’t bother with the original post because fan fiction.

Just because something is made by fans doesn’t mean it will suck (though I understand your point of view). I like to think I at least got some stuff right that Lucas got wrong, and I even did serious RESEARCH about religion.

I think most people in real life would qualify as Sith. Since the Christian religion is the most popular, I based the Sith on them.

Christians ironically don’t follow or even read the Bible and used to lead holy wars and violent crusades. The religions that the Jedi are based on are much less violent than Christianity, so I figured that some Jedi would realize how hypocritical the wars and crusades they were partaking in, which would separate the Jedi into peaceful monks and warriors.

Whenever religious people don’t like their religion anymore, they make a new one, so I had the warriors become the Sith.

My Sith Wars are completely realistic and have real-life parallels just like the Rebellion from the original trilogy was based on World War II and the American Revolution. I’m no historian, but I can’t think of a single war where a guy created two armies only to make them fight each other (simplest least convoluted Clone Wars explanation).

tl;dr: You’re a jerk, Frink.

Can I have your permission to frame this?
EDIT: Just read the rest of your posts, can I have your permission to frame everything you’ve ever written?

@ImperialScum
The reason that the new movies are more inclusive is that Star Wars is, by nature, a “boy” thing; lasers and spaceships and saving the universe from the bad guy in laser-sword on laser-sword combat. However, by making the main lead of the new movies female Disney is able to attract more girls to the series, without taking away the cool lasers and space-fights for the boys. Its such as simple thing to do and yet it can make the target audience so much broader without having to include many other female characters or sacrifice what made the series great in the first place. Whether or not Rey is a deep character (which so far, she may not be) is irrelevant, so I don’t know why you brought it up anyway. Kids have role models, who should personify positive morals and values. Little girls looking up to Rey is, in my opinion, way better than them looking up to dumb princess cartoon characters and brain-dead celebrities.

At around 2005 or so I had lots of Star Wars Lego sets, but I hadn’t actually seen any of the movies yet. So I was pretty excited when my Dad told me that he had bought four of the Star Wars movies. But I guess he forgot that DVDs are a thing, so he bought some second-hand VHS tapes of the OUT and TPM instead. He didn’t know about the Special Editions or anything, so I guess I got pretty lucky.

I’m guessing your name is Mark.