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This post was stupid. Fuck me.

JadedSkywalker said:

Paul McCartney, and Freddie Mercury.

IMO John is better than Paul, George’s is also amazing.

Can’t argue with Fred. Though I wonder if he got his voice from his ethnicity? If so, I want to see more Zanzibari singers.

P.S I just necroed a month old thread! Luckily, nobody cares.

Puggo - Jar Jar’s Yoda said:

Can’t decide between Sarah Vaughn and Yoko Ono.

Yoko Ono?! Surely you’re joking!

Also, If you don’t wear a mask because it “iNfRinGEs mY RiGhTs!” burn in the darkest depths of hell, you piece of utter manure.

Anakin Starkiller said:

You really need to learn to not let this get to you. There are always idiots in the comment section.

Also, Hitler profile pic is almost certainly a joke.

Thanks. I’m just not used to seeing that shit.

Went on Soundcloud to listen to the British Grenadiers, and went to the comments to see if anyone came from Barry Lyndon, only to find islamophobic comments, someone called another person a F****t and even saw someone with a Hitler profile pic. Go fuck yourself, you stupid bigots. Muslims aren’t that bad. Most Muslims are decent people. It’s like thinking all Germans are Nazis, all Africans are poor, or all Christians are Crusaders. Religious Intolerance is just as bad as Racism and Sexism and all of these people can go eat a bowl of shit and vomit. You are on soundcloud, not fucking 4chan.

I hate comments sometimes. It’s full of bigoted assholes.

Omigod! I never thought i’d get a reply! Thank You 😄

So here’s the deal…

This is just so odd, the album is just so incredibly fishy. Some of the songs seem to be from other sources. The cover art is also very slapped together. I’ll give you an example with the track of the song Katyusha (or Katjuscha as the album calls it) is the messiest of them all. The singer isn’t even a Russian, as he mumbles the lyrics and the entire track is literally just them repeating the first line of the song I (the line that starts with ‘Расцветали яблони и груши…’) The whistles also seem very copied and pasted. A lot of the songs on the album are like this. You’ll know they come from this source as not only does it have the same man, but they also have distinctive high pitched buzzes at the start and end of each track (along with occasional crackling). The most dubious thing of all that makes it less likely to just be some amateur effort, is that there are songs likely recorded by someone else. For example, the ‘I’ll Go Out’ track. The recording sounds completely different, the man in the track sounds AUTHENTICALLY Russian, and there is no buzz at the beginning or end.

There are ten tracks with the buzzing and ten other tracks without the buzzing.

There are also two variations of the album. The one on Spotify has an incredibly out of place poppy tune (Ziganochka) and the other one has another song with that authentic Russian (Along Peterskaya Street). They also have slightly different record labels.

On Spotify at least, the ‘Golden Ring Ensemble’'s next album is actually from a separate band called Zolotoye Koltso, which sounds NOTHING like the album I’m talking about.

If you look up the ‘Golden Ring Ensemble’ apart from Zolotoye Koltso, which is very a public band of course, you will get ‘Golden Ring (Iranian Band)’. This likely means that the tracks that are actually theirs are the ones with the buzzing and the weird man singing, and the others were pinched. So likely this guy is from IRAN. Makes it even more fishy, doesn’t it?

For better understanding, please give the album a listen, either on YouTube, Amazon or Spotify. Thanks. This is a true internet mystery. After that we can discuss it in better detail. Thanks a million! 👍

Here’s a helpful review I found from the American Amazon page (the one I listed) from a bloke from the U.S.A. who I don’t think I should name for privacy reasons.

These aren’t Russians. They can’t even pronounce the words correctly. There are only three authentic songs on the whole album and they were recorded by someone else. I’ve been an American born Russian my whole life and I know Russians when I hear them.

Another hilarious comment on the Katjuscha video in YT:

lol! what the hell is this? 😃 Zimbabwian Ring Ensemble?

DuracellEnergizer said:

I instantly recognised that gif. It’s from a French film from 1907 called Le Cochon Danseur.

But yeah, Disney can all go eat a bag of cocks. I do hope he gets his royalties.

I’d love to see Disney go out of business one day. Greedy fucks.

Anachronisms in otherwise serious period media that bug the hell out of you and make you go ‘What Were They Thinking?!’

For example, Barry Lyndon, by STANLEY KUBRICK, is supposed to be a serious period drama, and it mostly gets it right, but then you get…

THIS HAIRCUT.

What the FUCK? Not only have I seen no portrait of a man from the 1780s (when this part of the film takes place) with that hair, especially the top, it’s clearly a 1970s hairstyle trying to look royal. The website where this image is from even finds it ‘deeply offensive’. No shit when it looks like THIS.

So what other anachronisms in period dramas that otherwise go unnoticed bug the hell out of you?

Comment down below!

jedi_bendu said:

Good luck staying off it.

Agreed. It’s hard as bollocks.

That’s it. I might as well now just cut out social media from my life. Just horrible. It’s part of what made me so depressed, gender roles, hypersexuality, bad news wherever you go, the way it damages teens, lots of hate speech, and of course…

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Fuck. Off.

And another thing, whenever I search [insert ethnic group/nationality here] man/woman, I either comes up with attractive people or news of a person of that nationality/group committing some crime.

I’m absolutely fucking tired of looking up things about black people and just seeing Oppression Oppression Oppression. I know it’s still an issue but can I just look up and just look at nice images of them?

Same goes for Jews.

Sorry. Got a bit too carried away.

I’m done with the media. I usually mindlessly scroll YouTube and reddit (I don’t have an account on either of those) just to find something to relate to. It barely works. I just go into a rabbit hole of filth, vile places of nothing but pure ugliness. Help me please. I can’t live. I’m depressed.

Help me, Lord.

I am broken.

✋😔🤚

fmalover said:

Spuffure said:

Surprise surprise! I’m back. Sorry for the inconvenience, but… I jus’ want to voice my opinion on horror films. Sorry for the wall of text, but here we go…

I strongly believe films are only really effective if it’s more than blood and gore, and there is no one in the film to react to it. The best types of horror. Stuff that isn’t just “Someone gets their body/face extremely fucked up and a character screams” but jump scares are the absolute worst. It’s just a very cheap form of horror especially if it gets a reaction from a character. I also love creepy ominous horror. Just, extremely unsettling images and sounds, that get gradually worse and worse, like something is going to come…but it never really does. NOT just cheap scares. I love atmosphere, and horror films should also have a unique palette, not that boring contemporary looking colours. Make the plot not just paranormal activity in someone’s home or the street. Give it a unique ‘feel’.

Pennywise from both ‘It’ films have their both pros and cons about their looks. Tim Curry’s Pennywise from 1991 looks great apart from the costume which looks a bit naff. Whatshisname’s Pennywise from 2017 (I’m not gonna even bother looking up his name) has a superb costume, his hair and makeup is good, but the face ruins it. Why did you have to pick some young dude? And don’t even get me started on those goofy-ass buck teeth.

Now, don’t judge me as I haven’t really seen either of these movies, but…

Eraserhead is a great example of my type of horror, bizarre images with bizarre sounds, no cheap shit. Same with the Exorcist. While both of these movies have people in them to react to them they are still PROPER HORROR.

Slasher movies are the absolute worst type of horror. They don’t scare me or make me feel creeped out. Sure, they have you on edge, but it isn’t really unique or effective, unless you’re squeamish or something.

TL;DR True horror films should have a sense of extreme creepiness or unease, have non-gory unsettling images and sounds, and have no one to react to them, therefore the viewer feels much more creeped out and it stays on them much longer. And to hell with slasher films. No pun intended.

The LBIC ad, while not meant to be creepy, is a great example of what I’m talking about.

P.S. it would be superb if anyone could direct me to something like it, think Little Baby’s Ice Cream crossed with Dining Room or there is Nothing, with the latter’s grainy and warm-coloured palette and horrific sound effects.

That is all.

The movie Us is a type of horror movie the likes of which I had never seen before. Watching the movie from start to finish there’s no jump scares, no unsettling images or anything like that, but once the credits started rolling and I started thinking about the movie I was left feeling deeply disturbed.

But there’s still people to react to it. And by the way, this 6 minute short animated film from the 1950s is a PERFECT example of what I’m talking about. Not only is there no sound effects, just creepy orchestral music and a narrator, but it has an amazing style, is hauntingly down to earth and and the visual Indiana Jones type horror, while I know it has (very effective) gore, is extremely haunting and overall this film is TRUE feckin’ horror.

Edit: Basically a lot of shit from the NFB, especially other works from Peter Foldes. One of them, Hunger (1974) made me want to puke because of how unsettling it was.

inhales

FUCK ALEXANDER THE GREAT, THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND WESTERN CIVILIZATION UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY PITCHFORK!!!

Not only did it screw Women over, Asia was a beautiful place back in the day, then Alex and fucking Britain ruined it all. Fuck fundamental Christianity and “🤪yElLoW pErIl 🤪”. More like White Peril. FUCK the British empire, Greece, and especially rOmE.

That is all.

**It’s Obscure, Very Important word I forgot to put in the title.

Hello y’all,

There’s this extremely weird and obscure album I mentioned on another thread. I found on Spotify. Not weird as in the usual weird album like any prog rock stuff, I mean weird as in obscure, and the fact that it’s the messiest and sketchiest sounding album I’ve ever heard. Everything seems copied and pasted. It’s extremely bizarre, mysterious, and sketchy-sounding. And best of all two of their tracks are literally variations of the EXACT SAME SONG! I’ll add more info if anyone can help to uncover this extremely mysterious and bizarre album.

I posted this because I am so fascinated by it and would love to unravel this mystery.

Here’s a link to the Amazon page:

https://www.amazon.com/Russian-Songs-Dances-Golden-Ensemble/dp/B001VLJ6M0

Thanks y’all.

Sorry for any discomfort but I need to get this off my chest.

I’m a stupid adolescent and I have been addicted to masturbating to scantily clad women and fetish stuff since 2018 FUCKING HELP ME I JUST JERKED ONE JUST NOW AND FEEL SO HORRIBLE ABOUT IT HELP ME!!!

Yep, not even pr0n. This makes me hard to relate so save me from this cycle. 😣

By the way, y’know that fetish stuff I linked (now removed) on the DeviantArt thread? Yep, I jerked off to that back in 2018. For the last time, help.

Surprise surprise! I’m back. Sorry for the inconvenience, but… I jus’ want to voice my opinion on horror films. Sorry for the wall of text, but here we go…

I strongly believe films are only really effective if it’s more than blood and gore, and there is no one in the film to react to it. The best types of horror. Stuff that isn’t just “Someone gets their body/face extremely fucked up and a character screams” but jump scares are the absolute worst. It’s just a very cheap form of horror especially if it gets a reaction from a character. I also love creepy ominous horror. Just, extremely unsettling images and sounds, that get gradually worse and worse, like something is going to come…but it never really does. NOT just cheap scares. I love atmosphere, and horror films should also have a unique palette, not that boring contemporary looking colours. Make the plot not just paranormal activity in someone’s home or the street. Give it a unique ‘feel’.

Pennywise from both ‘It’ films have their both pros and cons about their looks. Tim Curry’s Pennywise from 1991 looks great apart from the costume which looks a bit naff. Whatshisname’s Pennywise from 2017 (I’m not gonna even bother looking up his name) has a superb costume, his hair and makeup is good, but the face ruins it. Why did you have to pick some young dude? And don’t even get me started on those goofy-ass buck teeth.

Now, don’t judge me as I haven’t really seen either of these movies, but…

Eraserhead is a great example of my type of horror, bizarre images with bizarre sounds, no cheap shit. Same with the Exorcist. While both of these movies have people in them to react to them they are still PROPER HORROR.

Slasher movies are the absolute worst type of horror. They don’t scare me or make me feel creeped out. Sure, they have you on edge, but it isn’t really unique or effective, unless you’re squeamish or something.

TL;DR True horror films should have a sense of extreme creepiness or unease, have non-gory unsettling images and sounds, and have no one to react to them, therefore the viewer feels much more creeped out and it stays on them much longer. And to hell with slasher films. No pun intended.

The LBIC ad, while not meant to be creepy, is a great example of what I’m talking about.

P.S. it would be superb if anyone could direct me to something like it, think Little Baby’s Ice Cream crossed with Dining Room or there is Nothing, with the latter’s grainy and warm-coloured palette and horrific sound effects.

That is all.

Soz to necro and old thread, but as a parting gift I’d like to behold you all to the greatest Star Trek game ever created.

Well, I guess this is also goodbye for me, now that Oojason’s gone.

Y’see, now that I have no interest in Star Wars, Superheroes, or Popular Culture anymore, and the fact that Off-Topic now has the activity of someone in an old folk’s home. There’s a thread that was supposed to have everyone post their film and TV reviews, but only the OP ever posts. This really shows how much of a dead horse Off-Topic is, it’s a shell of it’s former self. I guess this is almost exclusively a Star Wars preservation site now; a site which I have no interest in. And since this is NOT a mental support forum…

I just do not see any reason being active anymore.

But before I go, I’d just like to say that my rowdy behavior is caused by my (mild) mental issues I’d not like to name for privacy reasons. Conservatives aren’t THAT bad; looking back it’s like judging Christianity purely on the Crusades.

But anyways, if I don’t come back to voice anything else that I haven’t already discussed…

Cheers, Spuffy.

Farewell, Oojason. May you find peace.

jedi_bendu said:

Spuffure said:

Inhales

I’VE

FUCKING

HAD

ENOUGH!!!

I’VE HAD IT! THAT’S IT! I’M LEAVING!!! I ONLY COME HERE TO TRY AND GET REACTIONS BECAUSE I’M A LONELY MASHOCHIST WITH NEAR PISS POOR MENTAL HEALTH. FUCK EVERYTHING!!!

Hey, if it’s any consolation, I hate conservatives too, man.

That wasn’t the point of my post. I was just fed up with my shitty life.

But I still hate conservatives, regardless.