Sad news for our trivial pursuit team. It appears that while Johnny Ringo was leaning over the railing to try and catch a glimpse of Jabba's eye color for a juicy six points, he tipped over and fell straight into the sarlaac pit. A wiry tentacle grabbed his leg as he tried to escape, and pulled him down into its dark and grisly depths. Mielr rejoices, as the satisfied belch emmitted by the creature from inside its abysmal tomb seemed also to emit 6 of Johnny Ringo's points.
Near the back of the skiff, where our players have decided to do battle, see you auntie breaks out a stolen blaster rifle, and prepares to fire. Though it hasn't been specified who the blaster is aimed at. The bolt rings wildly through the crowd and hits (random number generator), Moth3r. Damn. The shot incapacitates the maternal moderator, making it impossible to answer any questions this round.
Meanwhile, deep inside the horrible creatures stomach, Johnny Ringo struggles to breathe. The beast begins its slow and excruciatingly confusing digestive process, thought up by the greatest in extended universe over-thinking minds on the planet. For anyone who knows anything about a sarlaac outside of Return of the Jedi, it makes a psychic connection with its prey (which makes perfect sense [doesn't roll eyes]). As the hungry digestive systems tries to convince Johnny Ringo that hanging out to be eaten for the next thousand years would be totally awesome, he scrambles in his mind for a way to maintain his own sense of self awareness. Ah, yes. Some Star Wars trivia will do. If he can just keep his mind on the answers to some Star Wars questions, then he can maintain his own indepenent mind enough to escape, and maybe grab some half digested items/points on the way out.
JOHNNY RINGO'S ESCAPE FROM THE PIT OF CARKOON (answer all of them, JR):
What Rebel pilot had a yellow checkerboard pattern on his helmet during the first Death Star battle? 1 Bone
Which eye does a Y-wing pilot use to sight through the targeting computer? 1 Blaster
How many rank insignia squares did General Veers' dress uniform boast? 1 Assist Trophy
What planet's outposts include Station 3-8? 1 POINT
Which of C-3PO's legs sports a silver shin plate? 2 POINTS
What foot did Luke use to support Yoda while performing an acrobatic handstand? 3 POINTS
STP: EPISODE III: SCOREBOARD [UPDATED AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH ROUND]:
HotRod 21 POINTS
see you auntie 21 POINTS
bkev 19 POINTS
Mielr 16 POINTS/2 Assist Trophies
Moth3r 11 POINTS
astromech 6 POINTS/1 Rancor with Rancor Pit/1 Thermal Detonator
Johnny Ringo 4 POINTS
bigbaddaddyvader 2 Proton Torpedoes
ROUND 8
How many minutes would it take the Death Star to come into range of the Rebel base, according to an Imperial tech's first report? 3 POINTS
Who disabled the lighting system on Jabba the Hutt's sail barge? 1 POINT
How many Rebel starfighters did an Imperial officer claim were attacking the Death Star? 3 POINTS
What actor played Moff Jerjerrod? 6 POINTS [astromech]
What star system is Dagobah located in? 2 POINTS [Mielr]
What tipped off Darth Vader to Obiwan's presence aboard the Death Star? 4 POINTS [HotRod]