I'm not very good with these things either, but I've managed to get a few torrents up. People who know much more about it have written online guides, but here's a few pointers, from beginner to beginner, the kind of thing I wish I had been told:
First, be aware that you have the MOVIE FILE you want to torrent ( be it an avi, Iso image or VOB's, mkv, whatever...), and that you're also gonna have to create a TORRENT FILE, a very small file which simply exists to tell everybody else you have the MOVIE FILE above and lets people know how and where to get it.
01.Prepare the file you want to torrent. Just to make things easier, put the file in your download folder, and do the same to the torrent file you're going to create. Just keep everything there, to avoid complications.
02.Create the torrent file: On your client ( I use µTorrent ) choose "File" and "Create new torrent" . On the window that opens up, you have to select the file you want to torrent and on "trackers" or similarly named window you must write the announce url (address) for WHERE you want the torrent ( usually plainly stated on the "Upload" page of the tracker, and looks something like h ttp://YourFavoriteTracker.net/announce.php ). That will create the torrent file.
03. Then, on the tracker, you will go to the "Upload" page, fill all the details, point it to the TORRENT FILE created in number 2 ( NOT to the original movie file ).That should get the torrent ready.
04. Download the torrent just as you would download any other torrent that had been upped by somebody else. The client ( like µTorrent) will then "check" ( called "hash check") the file to 100%, meaning you have the whole file and is not just some seeder. When it gets to 100%, it will automatically start seeding.
05.Wait. Leechers will eventually show up.
06.About the connectability thing, if you're not connectable like me, it means that even if you do everything right, only about half the people will be able to leech from you. Don't worry: if any connectable member joins the swarm, HE will leech from you and act as a bridge, seeding forward to the other unconnectable members. In the end, everybody will get the file.
Incidentally, that's not a joke, I REALLY am looking for a fullscreen laserdisc-to-DVD conversion of this and other movies!