It has come to my attention that there are a lot of Canadians that are members here…and even worse, I am led to believe there might even be an astronaut or 2 lurking here. These evils must be routed out, exposed…and destroyed.
Canadians, as you are fully aware…come from a frozen tundra way up north. They all have mullet haircuts…watch hockey (AND CURLING…wtf!!)…only listen to the band “Rush”…they only have MOUNTED police (which is evil because they have to put skates or ski’s on the horses just to travel…ever seen a horse on skates? evil!)…they produced Justin Bieber (nuff said). The list goes on. Do we really want the human gene pool cluttered with people who have to utter the word “eh” after every sentence, like some stuttering retard? I think not.
Even worse is Astronauts. There is nothing more vile in existence than astronauts. They can only sleep in zero-gravity fields…they cant consume regular food, it must be in paste form, stored in a tube…hell for liquids they can only drink “Tang”. Think about it, do you want YOUR daughter hooking up with one of these freaks and producing some Moon Cheese Baby? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
We need to stamp out these genetic freaks, and immolate them, for the good of the species…
Who’s with me??!!??