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The brontosaurus lives on Pluto, now, watching the OOT on Betamax.

moviefreakedmind said:

Jeez, you might as well put Salacious Crumb in there

Oh, and Boba Fett -- can't forget Boba Fett. Hell, throw Jango in there, too. 

"Night Train to Mundo Fine" by John Carradine.

The visual language of film has moved on ... into teal-orange colour blindness.

moviefreakedmind said:

There was a thread there once where they were discussing whether or not Liam Neeson and Sam Jackson's ghosts should be added at the end of Jedi.

That wouldn't be so bad -- provided they add Padme, Shmi, and the children younglings Ani slaughtered right alongside them.

Oh, and either replaced Hayden's head with Jake Lloyd's or added Jake's and Sebastian Shaw's heads right alongside his, turning Anakin's ghost into a three-headed monster.

Thiests -- or conservative/Fundamentalist Christians, to be specific -- who regard the multiverse concept as atheistic never fail to make me sick. God is infinite and transcendant, isn't It, with thoughts and feelings above those of humans? So why would God limit Itself to a single, solitary universe? It makes absolutely no sense -- a truly limitless God would create as many universes as It wanted, each with varying laws of physics.

Yet again, Fundies prove that they want to limit God, to make God as small as they are, with their limited intelligence and limited imagination. They want God to be an old man with a white beard who poofs things into existence for their benefit -- not a grand, omnipresent artist which embraces the infinite and the diverse.

I refuse to accept Temple of Doom as a prequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Indy's clearly a committed religious skeptic prior to the ending of Raiders -- it makes little sense that he'd casually disregard the tales of the ark's power as "a lot of superstitious hocus pocus" if he'd encountered a bunch of magical glowing rocks and an evil priest who could rip hearts out of people without killing them only a year before.

Temple works far better as a sequel, and that is what I choose to accept it as.

This thread should be retitled "The Thread Which Wouldn't Die".

If you haven't ever seen a pseudoscorpion in your life, then you've never truly lived.

I think I was still in the one-digit years the last time I ever watched an episode of Full House, so I have virtually no memories whatsoever of this character or the actress who played her.

I do, however, remember the Olson twinses' character's* teddy bear. I can't quite remember his name, but I'm sure he wore a mini-trench coat.

*I think it was the Olson twinses' character, anyway.

I'm going with the idea that his total devotion to the dark side has caused his bodies* to prematurely age and deteriorate at an accelerated rate.

*I'm also running with the idea from Dark Empire that Palpatine's had to transfer his spirit into clone bodies to keep himself alive. 

FrankT said:

"Illegal"?!?!?!?

"I will make it illegal".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2023587/

I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy (He'd probably end up loving it).

Tobar said:

This board sure has a short term memory. =P

The Anti-Monitor apparently had an upset stomach.

Oh, but the Anti-Monitor's DC ... who's the closest Marvel equivalent? Galactus, I suppose. But he just eats worlds, not entire universes ...

I know it's only a matter of time before the SW Universe becomes a part of the Marvel Multiverse, but God, I'm loath to see it happen.

I personally think that all the Darths on the forum are the same person. ;-)

If someone were to shave all of Alan Moore's hair off, I suspect the man would simply cease to exist.

FanFiltration said:

And here I was hoping that one day I'd forget this complete abomination of a movie even existed ... 

In hindsight, I really should have given "On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies." at my initial response to this inquiry. Unfortunately, that time has passed.

Hopefully at least one of my counterparts in an alternate universe had more foresight.

SW fanart can be so morbidly amusing.

darklordoftech said:

If the included SE versions are worth silver, the OOT is worth gold.

I'd rather compare SW & TESB to gold, ROTJ to silver, and the SE to heavily tarnished copper, but that's just me. ;-) 

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TV's Frink said:

I don't know, I've never had nothing to say before.

LAIR! 

I blame the Lucasfilm Kool-Aid. Too much of the stuff turns people into Bizarros.

Let's just say I don't think she's cast for her abilities as an actress and leave it at that.