"Hi, my name is Carrie Fisher. I'm known for playing Princess Leia Organa in the original Star Wars trilogy and the crazy gun-weilding bitch in The Blues Brothers. I happen to have a fondness for white, powdery snow."
"Hi, my name is Stevie Nicks. I'm known for playing Lindsey Buckingham's guitar back in the '70s. I, too, happen to have a fondness for white, powdery snow."
"Did I he'ya someone mention a fondness for powda'ry snow?!"
"Yes."
"Dat is so cool! I, too, have a fondess for white, powda'ry snow! I fact, I have a whole load of da stuff stashed away fo'ya special occassions! Would you pa'ya of beauta'ful snowburds like ta sha'ya some with me?"
"Sure!"
"Just go inta da transporta ova dere --"
"-- it's wa'ya I keep my snow to keep it nice und chilled!"
"Well now, I, um, would advise against doing that. For, you see, the, um, transporter is, well, um, unstable at this time. It is, um, finicky, in fact. It would be very, very, very unwise to, um, go inside it right now!"
"You lai!"
"Well, you see, um, no, I don't!"
"Shaddap! Now get oudda here before I tyrn you inta a icicle!
"Whatever. I've got to stop aliens from invading Jurassic Park, anyway."
"Okay, gurls, da non-Gentile is gone! Get to da transporta!"
"Yippie! Snow!"
"Hey oh!"
KA-ZAP!
"Freeze in Hell, bitches!"
"We went into the transporter and all I got was this stupid yarmulke!"