DuracellEnergizer

TV's Frink said:

Imma let you all finish, but Beyonce had the best classic rock album of all time.

Heretic. 

imperialscum said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

imperialscum said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Plagueis is a plague of ass.

That is all.

Haha.

 

"The sarcasm is swelling in you now."

No, I actually found it funny. Especially since I don't like that Plagueis crap anyway.

Btw, I don't practise sarcasm.

My mistake. I've always interpreted "haha" when spelled in that fashion as indicating sarcasm.  

imperialscum said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Plagueis is a plague of ass.

That is all.

Haha.

"The sarcasm is swelling in you now."

imperialscum said:

Even vinyl albums predates me.

I'd point out your questionably grammar here, but that's Ric_2's job. =P 

Well, I did lose interest in SNL following the Aykroyd/Belushi years, so I guess you could call me a purist detractor. ;-P

Plagueis is a plague of ass.

That is all.

Koryo Songhay said:

Eastwood is really old.

Well, the thread's title is "EU Fantasy Casting". =P

SNL's been lame for decades.

^Is that ... *gasp* ... lens flare?

;-)

Smithers said:

Teases at the prequels with the scene where he remembers his lightsaber (also in star wars #2) and also makes you remember that little Annie can speak huttese

And the second-to-last chance this series had of convincing me to end my boycott of Marvel has gone out the window.

Yes DuracellEnergizer, it is the lame Tagge with the weird voice and not the guy with the sick outdated shades ;)

And the last chance this series had of convincing me to end my boycott of Marvel has gone out the window.

Clancy Brown as Darth Bane

Bruce Campbell as Talon Karrde

Clint Eastwood as Kir Kanos

Beatie Edney as Nomi Sunrider

Rob Lowe as Ulic Qel-Droma

Kyle MacLachlan as Anakin Solo

James Marsters as young Palpatine/resurrected Palpatine

Tom McCamus as Grand Admiral Thrawn

Gates McFadden as Mirith Sinn

Ian McKellan as Joruus C'Baoth

Stevie Nicks as Winter Celchu

Adrian Paul as Exar Kun

Laura Prepon as Tenel Ka

Katherine Ross as Jaina Solo

Lauren Lee Smith as Shira Brie/Lumiya

Sharon Stone as Callista Ming

Patricia Tallman as Mara Jade

Not as delicious as this:

I was in town today, and I think I saw the Girl Whom I Loved from high school today for the first time in years. I avoided looking directly at her so as to avoid catching her attention, so I'm not 100% positive it was her, but the resemblance certainly was strong; if it was her, she's still as beautiful now as she was when she was seventeen.

Anyway, moving on with the story, she had two little girls with her -- the oldest probably being no older than five. If those girls are hers, it means she's probably settled down with someone and started a family. I, on the other hand, am unemployed, overweight, going bald, and stuck living in a pig sty with a family I can't stand to be around.

TL;DR: teenage unrequited love is a bitch -- especially when you still haven't quite gotten over it -- and seeing the girl of your dreams for the first time in a long time with the children you wanted to be the father of doesn't make it any easier.

To end this on a somewhat lighter note, I did buy me a small bottle of Southern Comfort following the experience. Now I'm going to down half the contents of the bottle and catapult myself into a daze of drunken elation while listening to the Stone Temple Pilots.

For a moment there I thought bingo had returned.

Tobar said:

Well this looks fun!

It had me at warp weasels. 

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I fail to see why I should be compared to a nazi.

I wasn't comparing you to a Nazi. I was comparing the act of burying the existence of original Trek to the Nazis burning books they didn't want influencing their culture.

In the end, though, I realize it's a rather dumb comparison in any case, so I'll happily repeal it. 

DrCrowTStarwars said:

Oh for crying out loud, really?

Did this really call for Godwinning the thread???

Ludicrous* statements call for ludicrous replies.

*I'd have said "ridiculous", but Frink's cornered that market.

When the stars are right and Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh to force the whole of humanity to watch Fifty Shades of Grey in theatres at exorbitant prices without any washroom breaks.

pet tribble, Mr. Kwisatz Hederach.

to Uhura, who wove it

Your generosity truly exceeds the infinite.

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

So Hitler had the right idea all along.

 Goddamn you get on my nerves sometimes.

You'll forgive me if I consider the idea of destroying pre-Abrams Trek not unlike Nazis burning books they wanted erased from the collective consciousness. 

Leonardo said:

Most of my memories from childhood are a void. All I remember is television and vhs tapes. My grandpa died in 1995 and I don't remember spending time with him. It makes me sick.

Seems like the complete opposite in my case. The '90s and early '00s are pretty clear in my mind, but the last ten years feel like a blur to me.

Of course, the past ten years have been little more than a series of ever-escalating disappointments, so I probably don't want to recall them all that well.

xxtelecine 7xx said:

Outside of a few audio additions to IV and of coarse Han shoots first, my objective is to take a hand drawn laser effect and to replace it with a digital one.  In my opinion it brings more suspension of disbelief then before.