Darth Ignominious (Also Known As: "Darth Id")

http://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/957693

Maybe if there was a search function. . . .

TV’s Frink said:

Google search

site: originaltrilogydotcom SEARCHSUBJECT

Or use this:

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-New-Thread-Thread/id/12146

Or even this:

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/A-Thread-for-the-Suggestion-of-New-Threads/id/12148

I think I just screwed up.

Darth Id accidentally asphyxiated himself while masturbating. Someone else is using his account and impersonating him.

Some earlier posts of the artist formerly known and Darth Id:

Darth Id said:

Hey Zombie:

I’ve lurked OT.com since, oh, before the GOUT was born, but have decided to finally register to give you praise for your new website. It’s fantastic. Your lengthy editorials/essays are goldmines (and your article on the Senator screening in particular is stupendous).

The whole thing has inspired me to buy your book!

Keep up the fabulous work, and here’s hoping it’s as effective as this site has been. (Because this one really has.)

Darth Id said:

I watched ROTS about 2 weeks ago. For all of its thematic merits, it really is an amateurishly executed, juvenile mess of a movie.

Obi Wan: “Anakin! Palpatine is evil!”

Hayden’s non-response: “Don’t make me kill you.”

WTF?

Darth Id said:

Of course it makes sense.

I’ve thrown away just about every free CD I’ve ever been handed. Only listened to about half of them. Giving it away diminishes the perceived value off the bat. (Case in point: eiyosus has linked to an undoubted boundless universe of free music…that I am in no way whatsoever interested in accessing, because the price ($0) is a reliable signal of the likely value of the content (zilch).)

And besides, production value is important, and if the investment into it has been made, it has to be recouped.

I agree that the age of the U2-type album-oriented megabands is coming to a close, but it doesn’t fill me with exuberant expectation for some liberated future. I fear that it will mean the end of the Album, which is something I cherish. I think the most recent truly great albums, by of Montreal and Mars Volta, were back in 2008. My own current-CD purchases have diminished spectacularly over the last few years, from something in the 30s in 2005 to, I think, 5 in 2010. And this is not because I download. I don’t download.

Some of the formerly great album bands have issued direct statements saying that it’s just not worth it anymore, and many, many budding album bands have simply not sold enough copies of their debut for the label to float a sophomore effort.

Can this happen to movies, too? I really wonder.

Darth Id said:

generalfrevious said:

SW; it’s no longer a movie, it’s a drug.

No, drugs actually make people feel good.

SW is more like…church.

none said:

generalfrevious’ was human centipede raped by Hitler’s childhood who lent it to George Lucas and that became Willow. True Story.

Damn. Well done.

Darth Id said:

This thread reminds me of why I never want to see any further “Star Wars” movies.

I Lucas has ANY input into them, it will turn out that Han is actually Jangle Fart’s long-lost brother, and Lando is Mace Windu’s son, and Emperor Palpatine is the father of everyone with the surname “Antilles” in the entire universe. And it will just shrink and shrink and shrink and shrink and shrink and shrink …

Darth Id said:

The subliminal message is that Georgie-boy is such a piss-poor world-builder that even when he hires a team to design a romantic Venetian/Florentine city with organic, old-world baroque elements, he still has this perverse hang-up that all “vehicles” have to look campy-futuristic. He never considers that maybe the gondolas in space Venice would have the same aesthetic as the city, rather than

O U T E R S P A C E . . .

Darth Id said:

What kind of demented weirdo would call Star Wars “A New Hope”?

If you said to someone, “Hey I watched A New Hope last night,” no one would have any idea WTF you were babbling about–it sounds like some kind of Christian self-help show from a women’s-oriented little-known cable channel.

If on the other hand, you said “Star Wars,” I suspect there’s only one goofball in the world who would pretend not to know what you were talking about…

Darth Id said:

Finally.

It required some ITT (Intensive Targeted Trolling) but I have finally been readmitted to Warbler’s ignore list.

I only wish I’d realized sooner that I had been expelled from it. Imagine! All those pearly posts, cast before that swine!

Darth Id said:

I do, and my wife puts up with it.

But I’ve caught enough weird pieces of interest that she doesn’t complain.

(Like I saw Zombie84’s real name in the Incredible Hulk credits, and was like, “Hey that camera trainee wrote one of my favorite books of all time!!!” and my wife was like “wat”)

We also both like seeing the "Special Thanks"es at the very end. You see some downright strangeness in that field.

Also, lots of movies have “stingers,” like in Buffy the Vampire Slayer with Pee Wee Vampire still dying or Adventures in Babysitting with the henchman still hanging on the ledge.

I can’t bear the thought of missing one of those.

Darth Id said:

Oh I think you’re just going to have to wait and find out exactly what will happen in the inevitable event the movie reeks.

Darth Id said:

You may disregard it if you are a Jevovah’s Witness, but the rest of you put those hands over your hearts and repeat after me:

I pledge a grievance, to Darth Id, the most wildest guy in the wilderness.
A two-bit republic, Ubiquistan,
undulation,
wonder-dog,
with libertines and crusties feral.

Darth Id said:

I have stances?

Frink has morals???

Darth Id said:

Oh I get it: you’re doing your asinine binary shtick again. Your fan club of socks will be titillated to giggly distraction…

So this is the “Darth Id Random Repost” thread?

Darth Id said:

Neglify said:

So this is the “Darth Id Random Repost” thread?

More like a “greatest hits”! Kepp ‘em comin’

Haha, Jangle Fart!!!

Didn’t you write that?

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

Darth Id said:

Neglify said:

So this is the “Darth Id Random Repost” thread?

More like a “greatest hits”! Kepp ‘em comin’

Haha, Jangle Fart!!!

Didn’t you write that?

He’s just masturbating.

And typing too? Seems hard.

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

Darth Id said:

Neglify said:

So this is the “Darth Id Random Repost” thread?

More like a “greatest hits”! Kepp ‘em comin’

Haha, Jangle Fart!!!

Didn’t you write that?

He’s just masturbating.

C’mon, have some decency. Leave the poor guy alone and stop confusing him.

The fact that Darth Id started his account by kissing ass shows how pathetic he was.

Darth Id said:

yhwx said:

Yay, yhwx!

“Most Valued Player: Punctually”

moviefreakedmind said:

The fact that Darth Id started his account by kissing ass shows how pathetic he was.

Agreed.

Uh-huh.

Known*

Tyrphanax said:

Known*

A know mistake for me.

One thing that I will give Darth Id is that he at least wasn’t afraid to offend. The guy using his account now is just afraid of getting banned.

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

Darth Id is okay.

No.