Make Up An Alternate Star Wars Cut

Author: fishmanlee
Date: 17-Sep-2010, 5:34 PM

Author: fishmanlee
Time: 17-Sep-2010 5:34 PM
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basicly just make up a name for an alternate star wars cut

For Example:

The "Faster, More Intense" Cut

The "I Almost Died Because ILM Was A Bunch'a Late 70's Hippies And Didn't Do What I Told'em Too And I Had To Finish It Myself Because The Executives Were All Over My Back" Cut.

and

The "Alec Guiness in a Bathrobe" Cut

John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/

Author: none
Time: 17-Sep-2010 6:02 PM
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"The Un-Lost Cut"!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 17-Sep-2010 6:03 PM
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"The Original Cut."

Well someone was going to say it.

Author: skyjedi2005
Time: 17-Sep-2010 7:20 PM
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How about a cut of the prequels without color levels bumped up to 11 and without cgi. Not much footage would be usable though,lol.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

Author: fishmanlee
Time: 17-Sep-2010 7:30 PM
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skyjedi2005 said:

How about a cut of the prequels without color levels bumped up to 11 and without cgi. Not much footage would be usable though,lol.

The "Blank Screened Prequels" Cut?

John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/

Author: captainsolo
Time: 18-Sep-2010 12:48 PM
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The OMG we're seriously screwed here, WTF are we going to do? cut.

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
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Author: xhonzi
Time: 30-Sep-2010 12:47 PM
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The "Prequels which Contain All New Footage, Scripts, Actors, and Directors/Producers/Writers Cut" (100% original material free!)

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: hairy_hen
Time: 30-Sep-2010 7:17 PM
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How about the "these movies don't exist" cut?

It's perfect, because it has two equally applicable meanings: one that the original versions of the original films don't exist, and the other that we wish the prequels had never been made. See, it all works out!

Author: xhonzi
Time: 30-Sep-2010 9:32 PM
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The These aren't the movies you're looking for. Move Along! Cut.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: ThiefCobbler4ever
Time: 30-Sep-2010 10:34 PM
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Star Wars: The Ultimate Extended Special Edition in 3-D

Author: EyeShotFirst
Time: 1-Oct-2010 12:24 AM
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A New Hope : The the last cut wasn't blue enough cut

Empire Strikes Back : The found a place to put rontos cut

Return Of The Jedi : HD palpatine slugs cut

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas