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Tuesday Thread — Page 3

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Putin was born on a Tuesday.

just saying.

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darth_ender said:

Our savior from Tuesdays!

I know what you’re thinking, she can’t hold on much longer. But she can afford medical treatments and/or genetic therapy to extend her life for another 3000-4000 years.

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yhwx said:

dahmage said:

Putin was born on a Tuesday.

just saying.

Trump was born on a Friday.

yeah, i know, he was the first one i checked to see if he was born on a tuesday. it only took me three tries to find someone :p

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dahmage said:

yhwx said:

dahmage said:

Putin was born on a Tuesday.

just saying.

Trump was born on a Friday.

yeah, i know, he was the first one i checked to see if he was born on a tuesday. it only took me three tries to find someone :p

Maybe so but in the future everyone will be born on a Tuesday. Friday was the lynchpin of the whole week. Remember how the League Of Calendars failed?

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What about the United Calendars?

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i’m going to miss Mondays.

oh wait, no i won’t.

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TV’s Frink said:

…she can afford medical treatments and/or genetic therapy to extend her life for another 3000-4000 years.

Whoa. That’s several hundred eternities!

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I was born on a Monday.

I guess I can kiss any future birthday parties goodbye.

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dahmage said:

I was born on a Monday.

I guess I can kiss any future birthday parties goodbye.

Along with your trade franchise.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Do not believe the false prophet Robert Smith…

Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday stay in bed
Wednesday stay in bed
Thursday watch the walls instead
Friday never hesitate
Saturday wait
Sunday always comes too late

We will be in bed everyday!

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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Isn’t today Tuesday?! Or am I just imagining things…

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Ryan McAvoy said:

Do not believe the false prophet Robert Smith…

Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday stay in bed
Wednesday stay in bed
Thursday watch the walls instead
Friday never hesitate
Saturday wait
Sunday always comes too late

We will be in bed everyday!

I can dig that…but not together of course. We don’t know each other that well…and my wife would be pissed

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Jesus is done for. Soon we all be forced to worship Tius, the god of single combat, victory and heroic glory! Even those of us that currently pray to Thor, Frige, Woden, Saturn and any other Gods of different days of the week shall be purged! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.