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The thread where we make extremely subtle insults about each other

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Rule #1: Only insults allowed.

Rule #2: We shall not waste thread space by discussing how the statement was actually insulting.

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I’ll start.

Boy, the sky sure looks blue today!

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That was not very subtle at all. You are in violation of rule # thread title. If you don’t shape it up I will let the mods handle it.

And for the record, traffic lights go green, then yellow, then red.

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The patent office is closed on Tuesdays.

But Dillard’s is open.

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It’s getting hot in this room.

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TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

rule # thread title

Marginally clever.

An open, half-hearted compliment is not the same thing as an extremely subtle insult. You are crossing red lines all over Off Topic tonight, aren’t you? I’ve got Jay on speed dial. I’m just waiting for one more infraction from you.

Roses are red
But violets are not blue
They aren’t called violet for no reason now, are they?

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yhwx said:

It’s getting hot in this room.

I think we both know this was a subtle compliment. What would my wife say if she saw your filthy posts about me?

Me, I want a hula hoop.

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darth_ender said:

yhwx said:

It’s getting hot in this room.

Me, I want a hula hoop.

Hey, you remind me a lot of the individuals you quoted there! I assume you quoted the CGI reboot versions and not the originals though, right?

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NeverarGreat said:

I think subtlety is a valiant expectation for the posters on this thread.

Is that irony I detect? Not extremely subtle, but not bad.

Watt’s eating Gilbert’s grapes?

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suspiciouscoffee said:

darth_ender said:

yhwx said:

It’s getting hot in this room.

Me, I want a hula hoop.

Hey, you remind me a lot of the individuals you quoted there! I assume you quoted the CGI reboot versions and not the originals though, right?

Deeply insulting, but not subtle at all. I never realized how hard keeping two rules (plus the thread title) could be.

Oh, the hoary head of a tortoise!

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Ooh, that’s a low blow, my friend.

Wayne Gretzky is not a superhero.

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^Now you’ve gone too far. There’s no need to be dickish!