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The Village

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Based on Shyamalan's "The Village" and by popular request:

We at OT will form our own private commune detached from the rest of society.

Who will be our leader(s)?

What job do you want?

How will we live? 17th century style? 1940s?

Feel free to nominate your fellow OTers!

The blue elephant in the room.

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Can I be the village bike?

Oh, wait.  I guess that would be Davnes... =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Mrebo said:

We at OT will form our own private commune detached from the rest of society.

I think we already have this.  It's called "Off Topic (Unmoderated)."

:p

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I vote for this to be the official symbol of The Village!

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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as I said in the political thread, this one is a no brainer.  I nominate Ferris for chief of police.  He is the only trained cop amongst us.

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FanFiltration said:

 

I vote for this to be the official symbol of The Village!

no, our symbol must have the words "han shots first" in it.

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Han didn't shoot first, he just shot, Greedo didn't shoot at all.

Nah, I think the Village motto should be, "I Care" and it's sigil should be the wrong photo of Luke obscured by a rock or a Ronto butt.

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I guess I'll be the "IT Guy", but if our commune doesn't have computers or electricity, I'll be the "Guy in the Corner Weeping Guy".

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I nominate Bingowings as one of the scary monsters to keep the populace in line.

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I nominate Gaffer as the chief justice of the village supreme court. 

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Warbler said:

as I said in the political thread, this one is a no brainer.  I nominate Ferris for chief of police.  He is the only trained cop amongst us.

 Nice call, Warbler!

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Then Ferris will need a Deputy Fife.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2904/r10385741187458823.jpg

How about this fellow?

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
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Warbler said:

I nominate Gaffer as the chief justice of the village supreme court. 

Thanks, Warb!  I accept!  I'm not sure what the job entails, but I accept the nomination!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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If I were trapped in a village with you guys I'd spend all my time trying to escape too - 

Clearly the logo should be thus

 

 

Looks kinda like an owl to me..

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Johnny Ringo said:

If I were trapped in a village with you guys I'd spend all my time trying to escape too - 

Clearly the logo should be thus

 

 

Looks kinda like an owl to me..

I find it mildly hypnotic.

We do need more women.

Or will Gaffer be like our Smurfette?

The blue elephant in the room.

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PSYCHO_DAYV said:

I NOMINATE MYSELF AS THE VILLAGE EXECUTIONER. 

Nice try, but you already have a job in your previous village.

They called, BTW - they want their idiot back.

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I was waiting for someone to use that on someone.