I oppose any elitism where a…what’s the term?..superdelegate sort of moderates and makes unilateral decisions. I favor a more democratic approach. Therefore, in this thread, you may suggest an idea for a new thread before starting to ensure that it is a good idea and a similar thread has not already been created. However, I alone will not moderate this thread. Every Off Topic reader may provide input! And while I’m at it, I intend to raise the minimum wage to $15/hour! And free college and complimentary puppy for everyone!

So go on! Post your ideas in this thread! Take part in the democracy of Western Civilization! I won’t be the only one to say yes, you can start a new thread, or no you can’t. In fact, I probably won’t ever say anything about it because I probably won’t return to this thread after today!

I vote in favor of using the old New Thread Thread thread instead of this new New Thread Thread thread.

As part of my liberal democracy I say…

Wait, that’s not even how this thread works! You’re supposed to suggest a new thread, silly!

HELLO HUMANS

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE ENDER HUMAN

HE IS WRITING CHECKS HIS LEGS JUNCTION CANNOT CASH

I HAVE THE EXPERIENCE TO RUN NEW THREAD THREADS AND I HAVE A WEBSITE YOU CAN GO TO WHERE YOU CAN SEE ALL MY IDEAS ABOUT NEW THREAD THREADS

IT CAN BE FOUND AT ORIGINAL TRILOGY DOT COM BACKSLASH

ALSO ENDER IS COMPUTERIST

AND POSSIBLY OF RUSSIAN DESCENT

ALSO IF SOMEONE CAN HELP ME FIX MY PRIVATE TOPIC ACCOUNT THAT WOULD BE GREAT

MY PASSWORD IS 01010000 01100001 01110011 01110011 01110111 01101111 01110010 01100100

I think we should create a thread in Off Topic where we discuss Star Wars movies. Specifically, we should address the Disney films and how they are at least as bad as the prequels. What say ye?

darth_ender said:

I think we should create a thread in Off Topic where we discuss Star Wars movies. Specifically, we should address the Disney films and how they are at least as bad as the prequels. What say ye?

YOUR ATTITUDE IS DEPLORABLE

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST STUFF YOU IN A BASKET ALREADY

Noooooooooooooooo! No!

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

I think we should create a thread in Off Topic where we discuss Star Wars movies. Specifically, we should address the Disney films and how they are at least as bad as the prequels. What say ye?

YOUR ATTITUDE IS DEPLORABLE

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST STUFF YOU IN A BASKET ALREADY

I am arrogant and already know everything. Plus, I spell words in the proper English manner.

Now get out your coloring book…

TV’s Frink said:

darth_ender said:

I think we should create a thread in Off Topic where we discuss Star Wars movies. Specifically, we should address the Disney films and how they are at least as bad as the prequels. What say ye?

YOUR ATTITUDE IS DEPLORABLE

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST STUFF YOU IN A BASKET ALREADY

Too bad I was so tired yesterday that I missed the real intent of this joke, and instead had a lame comeback 😦

Anyway, don’t blame me. I voted for cyber-McMullin.

Eh, still kind of weak.

darth_ender said:

Eh, still kind of weak.

KIND OF LIKE YOUR ATTEMPT TO USURP MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS HEAD OF THE NEW THREAD THREAD COMMISSION

NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME

I NEED TO LIE DOWN FOR A BIT

MY ADVISERS HAVE TOLD ME THE BEST WAY TO GET PUBLIC SYMPATHY IS TO FAKE A HEALTH SCARE

Now look here! You’ve lost this time around! You’re the head of no commission! You can’t spend the rest of your years blaming Binary Sanders for your failures. Besides, are you really fit for office? I noticed you had a whole lot of IT guys hanging around you, and rumor has it you’ve got a Blue Screen of Death disorder.

darth_ender said:

Now look hear!

MERELY TWO OF THE THINGS IN A LONG LIST OF THINGS I DO BETTER THAN HUMANS

I dont no watt your tocking abowt.

darth_ender said:

I dont no watt your tocking abowt.

I SEE YOU EDITED YOUR POST

I COULD SAY YOU GRABBED IT BY THE POSTY

BUT I HAVE RESPECT FOR BOTH POSTS AND CHILDREN

CHILDREN LOVE ME

IM SUPER CUDDLY

COME GIVE ME A HUG CHILDREN

DO IT NOW

DO IT

DO IT

suspiciouscoffee said:

I propose a New “New Thread Thread” Thread

YOURE READING IT

ALTHOUGHT IT IS QUOTE NEW AND IMPROVED UNQUOTE

WHICH IS CLEARLY A PANTS ON FIRE SITUATION

YOU CAN SEE ALL OF UNDERSCOREENDERS PANTS ON FIRE SITUATIONS ON MY NEW WEBSITE UNDERSCOREENDERSPANTSAREONFIREDOTCOM

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

UNDERSCOREENDERSPANTSAREONFIREDOTCOM

First search result.>>>>>

LIAR

https://www.google.com/search?q=UNDERSCOREENDERSPANTSAREONFIREDOTCOM&oq=UNDERSCOREENDERSPANTSAREONFIREDOTCOM&aqs=chrome..69i57.383j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Your search - UNDERSCOREENDERSPANTSAREONFIREDOTCOM - did not match any documents.

YOU MAY BE ABLE TO FOOL OTHER HUMANS BUT I AM SUPERIOR TO HUMANS

ALSO MY IDEAS ARE BETTER THAN ALL HUMANS

MY WEBSITE IS BETTER

I AM A BETTER DEBATER

I WRITE BETTER BOOKS

I STEAL BETTER URANIUM TOO

Warbler said:

I wanted to ask if anyone else was watching Ken Burns new mini series on Vietnam, and what people thought of it. But I wasn’t sure where to put it.

Do you think this is worthy of a new thread? If not, where do you suggest I ask questions about the new mini series?

reposting this here, in order to be non-partisan in the dispute between the two conflicting threads.

^Ye cannot serve God and mammon!