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I'm not a member myself, but if there is a member among the users here, well, here's your thread.
Ask the member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster anything AKA Interrogate the Pastafari
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What about angel hair pasta?
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I've never heard of the Church if the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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It's a real thing: http://www.venganza.org/
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" if the Flying Spaghetti Monster anything"
If it anything what?
I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton
“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”
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Oh... yeah... fixed.
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Though understanding the basis for the comedy, seemingly Pastaferians may not be truly compared to members of a deeper faith given the edible nature of their deity. For what alternate purpose might their god serve? Is it a creative being? Is it a giver of laws? May it be used to extort others with its dire warnings and predictions? Or is it merely best suited to be served with side order of bread?
If so, how might it compare to a real deity? How might the analogy be helpful?
I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton
“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”
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You have clearly never been touched by its noodly appendage, so you are not blessed with the sight that reveals the one true strand of Truth woven through his seeming multitude of confusions. This is the wisdom of his noodlyness, and I have been a member of the reformed Pastafarians for many a year.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Post Praetorian said:
For what alternate purpose might their god serve? Is it a creative being?
Maccaroni pictures! :)
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I ate his noodly appendage. And then I ate him.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is dead.
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To eat the noodly appendage is to eat the entirety of him. His message is one to be ruminated on, and ingested, in order to experience the fullness and satisfaction which passes understanding.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Apotheosis through deicide? How cromulent.
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At last, a thread I can sink my teeth into! Hey, we're supposed to eat the body of Christ during communion - at least with FSM we get a nice marinara sauce and some grated cheese.
Seriously, of the religions that exist today, the only two that I would actually consider partaking are the (1) Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and (2) Buddhism in a distant second.
"Close the blast doors!"
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DuracellEnergizer said:
Apotheosis through deicide? How cromulent.
Had to look up 'cromulent'. Marvelous word. Marvelous.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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NeverarGreat said:
Had to look up 'cromulent'.
My god these kids.
Such ignorance.
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Darth Id said:
NeverarGreat said:
Had to look up 'cromulent'.
My god these kids.
Such ignorance.
Such doge.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.
I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!
—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3