The Drunk Thread (was: The Durnk Thread) — Page 3

Oh. Sorry to hear that.

Don’t worry. It’s only psychological.

Reporting in. Oh, gin. How could you treat me this way?

You ever tried gin and crangrape juice? It’s insane!

“Oh, I’m not drunk. Not yet.”

See, I had heard that, but I wasn’t sure if it was true.

Who wants chicken and waffles?

Ah, you’re drunk. That explains your posts about Facebook.

TV’s Frink said:

Ah, you’re drunk. That explains your posts about Facebook.

Nope. I’m sober now and what I posted was correct. Although you May have posted this before someone else further clarified what I was saying. Am I too lazy to check? Hint:the answer isn’t “no”.

I want to pull off a big stunt – a huge public spectacle which would draw the attention of the public and the media and put my name in the newspapers and TV. I want to make a complete and utter fool of myself, but in such a way that will convince everyone that I’m an artistic genius, not just a madman.

If only I knew how … if only I knew how …

Start the First United Church of Jar Jar Binks.

I said I want to make a memorable spectacle of myself, not usher in the Tribulation.

Weesa prayin.

If it’s going to be that kind of party, etcetera etcetera mashed potatoes!

The strange part is that was one of the very few scenes in archers newest season I thought really captured the magic of the previous seasons, and it turns out they stole it.

I even loved the previous season. But season 6 just felt forced. Hopefully the next will be better.

I love you, Dania, and I always will. Even if I happen to fall in love with another woman, I’ll still love you just the same, regardless of how you feel towards me.

Of course, if you could read this, you’d probably only resent me more. Great God, why can’t I go back to 2001 and restart things between us from scratch?

Dude, let it go. For her sake AND yours.

To TV’s Frink you listen.

Not that I’m in a much better place.

Indeed. I may not have a whole lot of experience with love, but dwelling in the past never did anyone any good. Your life will pass you by before you know it if you don’t move on.

Concur with please let it go.

I had a big, semi-unresolved high school crush (we dated for a bit) that stayed with me into my first year or so of college. It took me awhile to get over it, but I finally did. And now, looking back, hard to see why I cared so much.

The sort of sad part is, I just started dating someone now who I think is totally amazing and, if I had just given up on my old crush earlier, I would have ended up with my current girlfriend much sooner and honestly my life would be better for it. Because looking back at all my high school crushes, they just seem pointless filler. Like I’m not necessarily saying the girl I’m with now is totally perfect for me, but she definitely is more so than anyone I was interested in during high school (even though I was sure some of them were “perfect”). So when I look back I really just want to tell my high school self “don’t worry about any of these girls.”

Point being, we often build people up in our minds to be more than who they really are, and we project attributes on to them they don’t really have. There’s a good chance DE that that girl would never have been good for you anyway. And, even if she was, there are other fishes in the sea - it’s a cliche but it’s 100% true. There’s no such thing as “the one.” In fact, there are a fuck ton of people out there who’d make good “ones.” You just got to get over it and go look.