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The 'Alarm' Thread

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How do you wake up?

One alarm or five?

Have you ever been alarmed?
Have you ever been allarmed?

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Hawaii was pretty alarmed today.

“My conscious wants vegetarianism to win the world, while my subconscious is yearning for a piece of juicy meat, but what do I want?”

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Alarms spanning one hour, ten minutes apart. I’m usually up by the :40 alarm, but not always.

But for the past month it’s been one of my cats walking across my face meowing for attention about an hour before my first alarm.

Beginner of many projects, finisher of few

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ChainsawAsh said:

Alarms spanning one hour, ten minutes apart. I’m usually up by the :40 alarm, but not always.

Pretty similar here.

I hate getting up.

In college I remember I had to put my alarm across the room so that I had to get out of bed to turn it off. Otherwise I would consistently turn it off in my sleep. This was before cell phones were a common thing.

It worked well, except once or twice I rather hurt myself getting down from the top bunk in a sleepy stupor. I usually aimed for the couch or recliner when sliding down, but at least once my foot went between the arm and the cushion, where all the metal recliner buts are. That freaking hurt.

I still occasionally sleep through my alarms.

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dahmage said:

ChainsawAsh said:

Alarms spanning one hour, ten minutes apart. I’m usually up by the :40 alarm, but not always.

Pretty similar here.

I hate getting up.

In college I remember I had to put my alarm across the room so that I had to get out of bed to turn it off. Otherwise I would consistently turn it off in my sleep. This was before cell phones were a common thing.

It worked well, except once or twice I rather hurt myself getting down from the top bunk in a sleepy stupor. I usually aimed for the couch or recliner when sliding down, but at least once my foot went between the arm and the cushion, where all the metal recliner buts are. That freaking hurt.

I still occasionally sleep through my alarms.

…you and I aren’t the same person, are we?

Beginner of many projects, finisher of few

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ChainsawAsh said:

dahmage said:

ChainsawAsh said:

Alarms spanning one hour, ten minutes apart. I’m usually up by the :40 alarm, but not always.

Pretty similar here.

I hate getting up.

In college I remember I had to put my alarm across the room so that I had to get out of bed to turn it off. Otherwise I would consistently turn it off in my sleep. This was before cell phones were a common thing.

It worked well, except once or twice I rather hurt myself getting down from the top bunk in a sleepy stupor. I usually aimed for the couch or recliner when sliding down, but at least once my foot went between the arm and the cushion, where all the metal recliner buts are. That freaking hurt.

I still occasionally sleep through my alarms.

…you and I aren’t the same person, are we?

Only one way to find out. Punch yourself in the face and I’ll see if I feel anything.

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dahmage said:

ChainsawAsh said:

dahmage said:

ChainsawAsh said:

Alarms spanning one hour, ten minutes apart. I’m usually up by the :40 alarm, but not always.

Pretty similar here.

I hate getting up.

In college I remember I had to put my alarm across the room so that I had to get out of bed to turn it off. Otherwise I would consistently turn it off in my sleep. This was before cell phones were a common thing.

It worked well, except once or twice I rather hurt myself getting down from the top bunk in a sleepy stupor. I usually aimed for the couch or recliner when sliding down, but at least once my foot went between the arm and the cushion, where all the metal recliner buts are. That freaking hurt.

I still occasionally sleep through my alarms.

…you and I aren’t the same person, are we?

Only one way to find out. Punch yourself in the face and I’ll see if I feel anything.

…ow.

Beginner of many projects, finisher of few

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What if MY face hurts?

^ Needs to pull the stick out.

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