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Ths thrd s ddctd t wrds splt sng cnsnnts nly -- N VWLS R LLWD! Cn s wrds nrmlly splld wth vwls, bt th vwls thmslvs mst b rmvd -- N XCPTNS!

Nw, wth tht t f th wy, 'Ll pn ths thrd wth vwlss qt tkn frm Dgr Lln P's "Th Tll-Tl Hrt".

Tr! --nrvs --vry, vry drdflly nrvs hd bn nd m; bt wh wll sy tht m md? Th diss hd shrpnd my snss --nt dstrd --nt dlld thm. Bv ll ws th sns f hrng cut. Hrd ll thngs n th hvn nd n th rth. Hrd mny thngs n hll. Hw, thn, m md? Hrkn! nd bsrv hw hlthly --hw clmly cn tll th whl stry.

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I believe the original, theatrical versions of SW & TESB are great films. Beyond that, I have little in common with the typical
Star Wars fan here. Just a heads-up so you aren’t too taken aback when I say I prefer Dark Empire over Return of the Jedi.

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Bt prnns smtms s nl vwls!

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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Bjct t th s f "Y" n ths thrd. t s vwl.


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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"W" s nt vwl.

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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Wtvr. "Y" shld nt b llwd. T s vwl! D nt tl m thrws.


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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F y snt llwd m cllng d plc

^ Needs to pull the stick out.

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D lk t s cll th plc wtht vwls.


… And they had ‘The Empire Strikes Back’, the fifth of the four Star Wars films. He is fucking with us numerically, isn’t he! “Children, count up to ten.” “Four, five, six, one, two, three, ten”. No, it goes, four, five, six, one, two, three… No, it goes: four, five, six. One… Two and three have not been made." “Two and three have not been made! What should they be?” “What should they be? We do not know. All we know is that there will be a big floppy character in it that goes, squawk squawk squawk… who needs a punch up the bracket!” - Eddie Izzard, “Circle”, 2000

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^NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe the original, theatrical versions of SW & TESB are great films. Beyond that, I have little in common with the typical
Star Wars fan here. Just a heads-up so you aren’t too taken aback when I say I prefer Dark Empire over Return of the Jedi.

My screenplay index.

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Dmncbb sd:

F ds sht

 js wh d hll d thnk r?

^ Needs to pull the stick out.

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TV's Frnk sd:

DmncCbb sd:

F ds sht

 Ths

 fxd

^ Needs to pull the stick out.

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TV's Frink said:

Possessed said:

TV's Frnk sd:

DmncCbb sd:

F ds sht

 Ths

 fxd

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 'm srr, thr r n cnsnnts n tht pst.

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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RicOlie_2 said:

Wh s ths thrd stll lv?

 Bcs  kp pstng n t.

“After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.” - Spock

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