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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....
War does not make one great.
Return of the Jedi Script Game
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....
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Star Wars
Episode VI
Return of the Jedi
Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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. Yoda's death scene is possibly one of the most awesome scenes in Movie history ever though. Mark Hamill and a puppet = pure gold. Can't wait for that bit).Anyway, where were we?
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Little does Luke know that the Galactic Empire has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.
Once completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy.[EDIT]...
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Pilot: This is command shuttle ST-321. We are preparing to board. Deactivate the deflector shield.
Personnel: The security deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation of your code clearance. You are clear to proceed.
Man with hands behind back: Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived.
Dude: Yes, sir.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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VADER: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
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VADER: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
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VADER: The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
JERJERROD: But he asks the impossible. I need more men.
VADER: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
JERJERROD: The Emperor is coming here?
VADER: That is correct commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress!
JERJERROD: We shall double our efforts.
VADER: I hope so commander for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Why did I have a feeling this movie was going to a problem for most of the people here. It's weird because, all my life, I was the outcast for liking ESB the most. Everyone else liked Star Wars or Return of the Jedi most with Jedi having the majority. When I come here, everyone talks about how weak Jedi was in comparison to the others and how much ESB is the greatest!
Same here. But the general movie going public are stupid, and seeing as my friends and I were little kids when ROTJ came out (babies actually), it's no surprise most of them view it fondly - it's Star Wars first big step into kid's film territory (we all know how that ended up...)Why did I have a feeling this movie was going to a problem for most of the people here. It's weird because, all my life, I was the outcast for liking ESB the most. Everyone else liked Star Wars or Return of the Jedi most with Jedi having the majority. When I come here, everyone talks about how weak Jedi was in comparison to the others and how much ESB is the greatest!
Anyway...
3PO: Of course I'm worried. And you should be, too. Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never returned from this awful place.
Artoo: Beeeep
3PO: Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, You'd probably short-circuit.
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(I hope no one minds if I fudge the Huttese a little bit...)
Droideye thing: Huttese
3PO: Goodness gracious me!
Droideye thing: Huttese
3PO: R2-DToa.
Droideye thing: Huttese
3PO: Say Thray POuh. Oh,uh, toota, meeshka, Jabba du Hutt?
Droideye thing: Poojoo wa? Miteby cossa! Ha ha ha!
3PO: I don't think they're going to let us in, R2! We'd better go.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Shuttle: Command station, this is ST 321. Code Clearance blue. we're starting our approach. Deactivate the security shield.
Death Star: The security deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation of you code transmission.
Stand by. .. You are clear to proceed.
Shuttle: We're starting our approach.
Officer: Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived.
Another Officer: Yes, sir.
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ok. back to our Program.
Edit: Oh sorry I did not see that GT got most of the first lines already posted. ... nevermind3po:R2, wait. Oh, dear! R2, R2, I really don't think we should rush into all this.
Oh, R2!! wait for me!
Just you deliver master Luke's message and get us out of here. Oh, my! Oh! no.
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BIB: Die wanna wanga!!
3PO: Oh, my! Die Wanna Wanga. We, we bring a message to your master, Jabba the Hutt.....and a gift! Gift, what gift?
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3PO: He says that our instructions are to give it only to Jabba himself. I'm terribly sorry about this. He can be ever so stubborn about these sort of things.
Bib Fortuna: N'oht cha!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Bib Fortuna: Something in Huttese meaning 'Whatever you Golden wanker'.
3PO: Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this.
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Jabba:Bo Shudaa!
3po:The message, R2, the message.
Hollogram Luke:Greeting, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo. I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life.
Aliens in the Crowd: Ha, Ha, Ha...
Hollogram Luke:With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasent confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: .. These two droids.
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LUKE ... Both are hardworking and will serve you well.
3PO: This can't be! Artoo, you're playing the wrong message.
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Jabba: I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is!
3PO: Look, R2! Here's some needless and clumsy exposition! I mean... Look, R2, it's Captain Solo, and he's still frozen in carbonite!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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3PO: I am See-Threepio, human-cy...
Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: Yes or no will do.
3PO: Oh. Well, yes.
Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: How many languages do you speak?
3PO: I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and...
Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.
3PO: Disintegrated?
Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: This protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main chamber.
3PO: Artoo, don't leave me! I LOVE YOU!!
Artoo: Beep (translation: I know)
Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge.
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Anyway, I believe that Jabba's "Ah, do that again!" line was only part of the Jedi Rocks special edition, so
Sy Snoodles: singing in Huttese to Lapti Nek.
Oola: Protesting Huttese. *scream*
Alien: *Huttese* grunt
Boussh: I have come for the bounty on this Wookiee.
3PO: Oh, no, Chewbacca!
Jabba: At last we have the mighty Chewbacca. Kanji-ta droid!
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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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ok back to the show.
3po:Oh, yes, I am here, Your Worshipfulness. Yes!
The Illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of twenty-five thousand.
Boushh: Fifty thousand! No less.