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Princess Leia fucked Han Solo

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

Princess Leia fucked Han Solo


Well, they have three kids, so I would certainly hope so.
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Leia fucks Han? It's about time that deleted scene is restored. Now that's an SE I would like to see :P
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I'm pretty sure Luke has done it with some dudes.

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Johnboy3434 said:

Stinky-Dinkins said:

Princess Leia fucked Han Solo


Well, they have three kids, so I would certainly hope so.


Reproduction does not work that way.

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Darth Chaltab said:

Reproduction does not work that way.


Children don't come from sex? That's a new one on me.
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(Wondering whether to move this thread into General Star Wars Discussion)

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Johnboy3434 said:

Darth Chaltab said:

Reproduction does not work that way.


Children don't come from sex? That's a new one on me.


Around here, f**k means oral sex. And I know that you can't make babies that way.

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Darth Chaltab said:

Around here, f**k means oral sex. And I know that you can't make babies that way.


Huh? What the Hell? "Fuck" has always meant sexual intercourse (putting his hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha). Besides, I'm talking about the CHARACTERS. They have three children (one dead, now, and another soon to be), so I can safely assume they had sex at some point.
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Johnboy3434 said:

Darth Chaltab said:

Around here, f**k means oral sex. And I know that you can't make babies that way.


Huh? What the Hell? "Fuck" has always meant sexual intercourse (putting his hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha). Besides, I'm talking about the CHARACTERS. They have three children (one dead, now, and another soon to be), so I can safely assume they had sex at some point.


Yup, that part is most definite.

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Darth Chaltab said:

Around here, f**k means oral sex.


What the fuck are you talking about?

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Rob said:

Darth Chaltab said:

Around here, f**k means oral sex.


What the fuck are you talking about?


In my town, I've never heard it used in any other context ('cept as a general expletive). If it's different elsewhere, I was unawares. I just assumed (wrongly) that it was the same everywhere.

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Darth Chaltab said:

Rob said:

Darth Chaltab said:

Around here, f**k means oral sex.


What the fuck are you talking about?


In my town, I've never heard it used in any other context ('cept as a general expletive). If it's different elsewhere, I was unawares. I just assumed (wrongly) that it was the same everywhere.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck

I like this part:

"The word fuck has cognates in other Germanic languages, such as German ficken (to copulate), Dutch fokken (to breed), dialectical Norwegian fukka (to copulate), and dialectical Swedish fucka (to strike, copulate) and fuck (penis)."

In Sweden you have two words to work with.

Anyways, I'm not sure I'd classify fuck as merely meaning "to have sexual intercourse." I'd probably add some words to say "particularly in a crass, uncomfortable, or perhaps even threatening manner."

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Darth Chaltab said:

Rob said:

Darth Chaltab said:

Around here, f**k means oral sex.


What the fuck are you talking about?


In my town, I've never heard it used in any other context ('cept as a general expletive). If it's different elsewhere, I was unawares. I just assumed (wrongly) that it was the same everywhere.




Where you from man?

So, if Fuck means oral sex, what word do you use for intercourse...Blow??

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Perhaps you're thinking of the term 'Face-Fuck' chaltab. Easy mistake to make.

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Darth Chaltab said:


Around here, f**k means oral sex. And I know that you can't make babies that way.


Do you live on the fucking moon?

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HotRod said:


So, if Fuck means oral sex, what word do you use for intercourse...Blow??


Just plain 'sex'.

Stinky-Dinkins said:

Darth Chaltab said:


Around here, f**k means oral sex. And I know that you can't make babies that way.


Do you live on the fucking moon?


...Yes. :(

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This got interesting off-topic....

= )

I think it's great that Carrie got it on with Harrison.....now we know how Lucas got the idea to have Han and Leia get together instead of Luke and Leia. Art imitating real life and most definitely was part of the original vision for the saga.

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In Darth Chaltab's defense it isn't possible to procreate that way around.

The F**er is the 'putter in' so presumably if the thread title is accurate (and Leia and Han are all that they appear to be on the surface) Leia must have done the deed with the aid of some kind of dildonic prosthesis.

Han (assuming that the Star Wars universe hasn't some kind of Man-Womb technology) could not get pregnant.

Lots of straight couples enjoy this sort of thing so I'm not surprised but it does explain how Han earned his red stripes.

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Didn't he only have Red stripes in episode 4.....

 

Oh...

 

Oh I get it...

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Aww, this thread makes me miss Chaltab. I remember when this was first posted. Excellent choice for a necro post, Bingo.

Bingowings said:

In Darth Chaltab's defense it isn't possible to procreate that way around.

The F**er is the 'putter in' so presumably if the thread title is accurate...

I've never heard it defined as the "putter in" before. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as "to have sexual intercourse with (someone)". And since a woman can have sexual intercourse with a man, I'd argue that she can fuck him.

I guess everyone has there own meta-definition for the word. For example:

Tiptup said:

Anyways, I'm not sure I'd classify fuck as merely meaning "to have sexual intercourse." I'd probably add some words to say "particularly in a crass, uncomfortable, or perhaps even threatening manner."

Tiptup felt the word should be used to indicate sex that happens in a crass, uncomfortable, or threatening matter.

Bingo felt the one "putting in" is the one doing the fucking.

Personally, I tend to see the one doing the action as the one doing the fucking. For example, if she is on top then he is the one being fucked.

 

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I can't remember who it was, but I remember a thread where someone claimed that "fucking" only meant oral sex in their country.