Have A Rhyme Of A Time

Yes dear citizens of Topic Off,

Here a rhyming thread...do not scoff!

Write in rhythm, write in rhyme

Or wax poetic all the time...

The only rules within are clear:

If you cannot rhyme do not post here!

Walking through the park, I met a man named Mark. His face I couldn't place but he insisted that he existed. He told me a tale of woe, of his friend who became his foe. Even though I cannot recall the pertinent facts, it caused my jaw to become a-slack. As I started to console him with loving words, his cheeks grew full of humming birds, chirping & buzzing & zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. Then I woke up.

We are off to a solid start!

And you all are pretty good!

You make with words an art...

As I just knew you would!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sour cream is white
And comes in a tub.

Allow me a minute to try this out,

English is not my native tongue and I may fail

but let me preach you about the GOUT

so you guys know when Lucas lost the trail

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A long time ago

in a galaxy far, far away

a young man became a pro

on the ways to stray

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He wandered on THX

which sounded complex,

America became a graffiti

about when things were meaty

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Then he made the wars dash

with a star that worlds could smash

and lightsabers that clash

but don't forget it all started with Flash

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He returned on track

like a producer on the sky

with the the Empire strikes back

and the Return of the Jedi

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And the time went by

and the cash rolled with flow

and he became obsessed with dough

and he wanted all the pie

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Then a mess of effects

VHS, BETA and LDs won respects

but give me Solo without the neck reflex

'cause the DVDs and BDs were wrecks

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A disturbance in the force we sense

so we begged for a escape route

but since Lucas got already all the cents

he gave us the infamous GOUT

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But please my friend don't fall in despair

because at the end of the tunnel there is a glow

and despite it comes slow

the real deal our forum will share.

Well, dclarg, good job indeed!

You have certainly raised the bar,

And though others may proceed,

But they may not go as far...!

DominicCobb said:

I already hate this thread.

Gonna go read another one instead.

Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love.
I don't even want, none of the above.
I want to piss on you, yes I do. 

I have a poem to write

A Hive-Mind is pretty

Much like a wild kitty

Nobody is safe from this foe

Oh who can withstand

The nuclear band

Assimilating at tide low

Much was said about the war that followed

Unfortunately the truth was immediately swallowed by a

Society of "handsome individuals"

Even to this day rumors are heard

Dat the leaders of the opposition fled like a bird

Ender was disappointed that it could not duel

Not one of its foes

Don't get on their toes

Even though their defeat is guaranteed in the night

Right now, none of us desire to fight.

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What do you think?

Ass... and titties.

Ass... and titties.

Ass ass... titties titties...

Danfun is but one

Of the fine poets here

This thread is ahead

When you all appear

Did anyone notice the hidden message in my rhyming post?

Danfun128 said:

Did anyone notice the hidden message in my rhyming post?

 Since this post has no rhyme 

I can't take the time

To answer its quest

Or have it assessed