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Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness — Page 5

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I should also mention that, this being the last of the trilogy, I need to find a place for a certain Professor...

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SilverWook said:

Your namesake I presume?

Of course!

I'd like to give him more than two lines if possible, however.

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-Palpatine whips out his lightsaber and spins toward Mace, then stops in midair, still spinning faster and faster in order to charge up his attack.

-Take Anakin's dialogue to Padme from the Fireplace Scene in Episode 2 and have him pour his heart out to Palpatine.

-When we see the Millenium Falcon in the corner of the screen, zoom in on it so that it is painfully obvious, along with "What a piece of junk!"

-Yoda reminisces about break-dancing with the Clone troops. I don't care when.

-Beru walks up to Owen and falls over the edge of the homestead pit.

-One of Grievous's lightsabers activates upside down.

-When Obi-wan meets Bruce Spence on Utapau, he greets Obi-wan as the Mouth of Sauron.

-The wings that open on the fighters have smaller wings of their own.

-When Anakin and Padme are looking out at each other from across the city, have them looking at this: http://youtu.be/OhU_u4rq1Tg?t=1m30s

-In the first scene, Obi-wan's shipboard computer is Eddie: "If you don't mind, I'm going to take evasive action."

-The movie freezes whenever Anakin is about to say something particularly stupid, and several dialogue options appear. The worst option is always chosen. "No, it's because I'm so in love with you!" "I don't know what to say."

 

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NeverarGreat said:


-Take Anakin's dialogue to Padme from the Fireplace Scene in Episode 2 and have him pour his heart out to Palpatine.

-When Obi-wan meets Bruce Spence on Utapau, he greets Obi-wan as the Mouth of Sauron.

-The wings that open on the fighters have smaller wings of their own.

-In the first scene, Obi-wan's shipboard computer is Eddie: "If you don't mind, I'm going to take evasive action."

-The movie freezes whenever Anakin is about to say something particularly stupid, and several dialogue options appear. The worst option is always chosen. "No, it's because I'm so in love with you!" "I don't know what to say."
I like these ideas. The others seems not much possible.

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NeverarGreat said:

-When Obi-wan meets Bruce Spence on Utapau, he greets Obi-wan as the Mouth of Sauron.

Best of the bunch right there, because I like it AND I can do it. ;-)

btw, are we talking about Eddie from Hitchhiker's?

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TV's Frink said:


btw, are we talking about Eddie from Hitchhiker's?
"You bet!"

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lol

I like that idea, I do own the original BBC TV series.  I also have the radio drama, which could be useful.  I don't remember if it was the same voice (I know some but not all characters reprised their roles).

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Man, I need to read/listen/watch all those again.

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IIRC, Eddie was voiced by the same actor in both radio and tv versions.

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NeverarGreat said:

I was actually thinking about the Hitchhiker's movie version, then again I haven't heard the radio version but a lowly once.

I enjoy the movie but I can't imagine using anything other than the radio/tv Eddie.

I don't even remember the movie Eddie*, honestly.

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Here's another homework assignment.  In ROTS, Anakin dreams that Padme dies in childbirth.  What is he going to dream about in ROTR?

I have no problem with doing several dream sequences, btw.

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He definitely needs to dream about Jar Jar some more. Another "sandmare", maybe with footage from The Mummy and Dune this time?

And this ought to fit into the scheme of things...

The less cheeky version is from the trailer. ;)

 

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He could dream of his wife's legs bending backwards and other weird Black Swan stuff.

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SilverWook said:

 

I just felt like quoting you for some reason. ;-)

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I had a lot of difficulty today when I found that we needed to find what port 20000 was doing. I kept wanting to say "port TWENTY THOUSAND!"

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SilverWook said:

How about this fellow for Grievous? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw

I thought the line @ 1:56 ("Hello Cutie Pie.  One of us is in deep trouble") would be good for Greivous to say after Obi-Wan and Anakin are captured and brought to the bridge.

The "Chill out, dickwad" @ 2:08 would also be funny during Greivous' conversation with Palpatine's hologram.

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1. So... what's become of Ric at this point in time?

2. I think Grievous should have a comicly large mustache, and maybe a top hat.  They don't have to be well done.

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xhonzi said:

1. So... what's become of Ric at this point in time?

Same as the end of AOTR.