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Hey, there’s a yellow flashlight over there… I wonder where that came from.

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SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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This thread shall be cast into the gorge of eternal not-good-ness.

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I know I have a pen here somewhere…oh, there…!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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What does this button do…? Oh dear…!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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If I could, I’d infuse my DNA with feline genes, transforming myself into a human-cat hybrid. Likewise, I’d infuse my cats with enough human DNA to make them sapient creatures nearly indistinguishable from humans. They’d be my surrogate sons and daughters.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

If I could, I’d infuse my DNA with feline genes, transforming myself into a human-cat hybrid. Likewise, I’d infuse my cats with enough human DNA to make them sapient creatures nearly indistinguishable from humans. They’d be my surrogate sons and daughters.

Or you could just throw things at walls. Like balls.

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Why may I not eat as much chocolate as I wish?

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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Possessed said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

If I could, I’d infuse my DNA with feline genes, transforming myself into a human-cat hybrid. Likewise, I’d infuse my cats with enough human DNA to make them sapient creatures nearly indistinguishable from humans. They’d be my surrogate sons and daughters.

Or you could just throw things at walls. Like balls.

I’d rather throw knives. Or machetes.

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Look at the time…!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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My hat is missing…!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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What am I about to type…? Oh, that was seemingly uninspired…

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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I can’t sleep. At all. Becoming somewhat paranoid now. I feel like something is very wrong, both with myself and with my surroundings. I walked all around this hotel room I’m in, peeked out the door, looked out the window, and I can’t find anything more than slightly odd. Nothing appears wrong, but something feels very wrong…

I think I’m hearing things though. Sounds that I either haven’t noticed before or didn’t exist before. Or don’t exist.

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I suspect this room is too bright…perhaps if I simply…yes, that is much better…!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”